"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

If you turn the key and the car doesn't start, its not your fault!

Thread starter DEEZEDBRAH
Start date Mar 6, 2019

DEEZEDBRAH

Master Don Juan

Mar 6, 2019

Time stamp 37min mark for lazy ****ers.

If you the man turns the key and the car does not start, its not your fault.

Pure ****in genius. Fellas, listen to Cappy. You the man are the key. Your part is to turn on the car. If it is faulty, its not your fault.

High mileage and the engine falls out. Its not classic. You push it off a cliff lulz

WAR CAPPY

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.