sylvester the cat
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
If you think you're Beta - read this
- Thread starter sylvester the cat
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VladPatton
Master Don Juan
Poor bastard wanted to get down with some chocolate love but got fled on. Maybe when she realized what his living conditions were she said "fück this place". Jamaica to Scotland is quite a change.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
dutchmaster
Senior Don Juan
Lol yeah, I was dating a girl who wanted me to put her up as my Woman Crush Wenedsday on Instagram after dating her for 2 weeks :crackup: :crackup:GettinMyMindRight said:
I simply texted back the shot of her a55 she sent me and said would that work? She quickly got over it haha.
But it was a sign, this chick was the most spoiled brat psycho princess I ever dated. Damn that pu55y was good though, and she was hotter than a muh.
lol, i probably have met this girl. She is from treasure beach jamaica. Its a TINY town and I have spend a fair amount of time there. Jamaicans know how to hustle the whities. This dude got the hustle, dont feel one bit bad for him.
sylvester the cat
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Not only did he allow himself to get mugged off by a 24 yr old girl but he then went and broadcast his folly to the whole world via a national newspaper.
Smh.
Smh.
Starfvcks 64
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"I had my happiness all laid out."
His problem was that his happiness was dependent on a woman. That will always lead to unhappiness.
His problem was that his happiness was dependent on a woman. That will always lead to unhappiness.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.