"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you live in tempe arizona

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you have no excuse not to be pulling hot ass.

I live in Cali, i'm from arknasas and arkansas is playing in the superregiion, so my fiancee and i drove down to tempe yesterday to watch the hogs get bent over and raped by the umps, but that's a different story.

dude, i have never seen so much freaking snach, high quatity porn star looking snatch in my life.

dorks walking around with bonefied 8.5, real 8.5-9's on their arms.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This man ^^^ speaks truth. I've travelled several times to Tempe and have seen the same thing.

No excuses, Tempians, you should be very greatful for your selection. No complaints.

I guess it's the warm weather. :up:
 
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I mean bonefied, head turning dimes. 5'7/5'10, leggy petite blue eyed bleach blonde, coke bottle body just.. man. i have a very secure fiancee and we joked bout it, we could have easily broke out in a fight becuase i was starring quite hard.
 
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They might have hot chicks but noone is hiring in Arizona...so I'd rather stay in place where there are jobs then go somewhere else where there are "Hot," Women.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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