If you Just Cannot Approach A Woman, Read This

[PVSSY-EATER]

rrrrrrrrrrrrr......welcome to domain of PVSSY........ no

Greeting me fello gentles, afcs, and don juans in actions. I will not post a thread, that has helped me, current helps me, and I KNOW will help any and every male from the average afc, to the don juan, to the guy who is just damn confused.

I watch television. Some of my favorite women on television are Ciara, Beyonce, Joss Stone, and more. And from my total afc days, I developed this kind of picture in my head on how a beautiful woman walks, talks, and acts, and to be honest, I just can not measure up to that image.

I mean, everytime I would see a beautiful woman in the outside world, (not on television) she was beautiful, gorgeous, I mean.....just god damn......ohhhhhhhhh.....

I want her, every guy around me wants her. She walks into the room, and all the guys stare at her ass in awe, oh my god, this girl is just oh my!!!

GET THIS **** OUT OF YOUR HEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD....

It is like a hypnosis kind of thing. You tell yourself this **** about her, and you then eventually believe it, thus your natural reaction is, I just dont measure up to her. I am just not good enough for her.....and guess what.....you are right.

Because in your mind, she is a damn....oh my god! She is a goddess, she is soooo fine, she is so this, she is so that....

To be honest, she pretty needs to wash her ass a little better. Her ***** probably stinks, and her personality is equal to that of a god damn elephant. When you sit back and think for a minute, THIS ***** REALLY AND HONESTLY IS NOT ALL THAT.

But look at the guys, She is so damn hot, look at her ass, look at her face. Do you know whats happening here? The guys dont know it, but they are literally worshipping this girl right here, and thus, naturally, they begin to see her as a goddess, and I dont know about you guys, BUT NO MAN ON EARTH CAN MEASURE UP TO A GODDESS. It just aint happening.

So this is why, we get nervous to approach women. This is why, we want to try and memorized our scripts from Seduction and www.sosuave.com tips so that this goddess will some how come down off of her throne, and bless us with her phone number, bless us with her kisses, and oh dear lord, bless us with her....oh....so....booming body! Oh Lord Yes!!

And this is why, don juans DONT get nervous when they approach women. See, the don juan......has done his homework. Follow me for a minute.....
continue to the next post

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

I remember that first day of school in first grade. I didnt really know anybody, and when I would walk down the hall, I felt as if everybody was watching me. I felt inferior, I felt depressed, and damn did I feel scared. I was not like this at home. I did not feel inferior. I did not feel scared. My question is, why at home do I feel good, and at school I feel scared, when I going to a place that has the same type of mammals that home had, people?

See, these people at home are funny to me. I...know their strengths but I also see their weaknesses. I love them, but I also know one thing: they are not perfect, because I can see their weaknesses.

But I dont see weaknesses at school on the first day.......or......do I? Have I looked for weaknesses, or have I just assumed there were none?

My friends, perfection, is scary. We are individuals who were created to worship God, and we know of no weakness in God. Thus, God is perfect. Thus, we naturally, are in awe of him, and if he were standing right next to us, we would probably, no should I say defiantly be uncomfortable.

So when we see perfect people, or people that we define as perfect, we get in awe, and naturally become nervous around that person, thinking that we dont measure up...and we are right, who can measure up to God?

But there is only one God. So knowing this, either...this person is trying to be God, or I just THINK THEY ARE GOD. (perfect)

So when we realize gentlemen, that people are not perfect, we find them funny. We find something about them to crack on. We find something about them, to joke about. And this my friends, automatically and naturally, makes us feel that we can measure up to anything that they do. They no longer, despite whatever they have accomplished, are better than us. We can do whatever they did better.

So you see that pretty girl over there? Laugh at her!

You got a job interview, and the interviewer is all rich and has this big fancy car, laugh at him!

You go into a classroom, you dont know anybody, but everybody seems to be all cool and whatnot, laugh at them!

Because there is only one person in the universe, that you can not mock, and that is God. Everybody else, is just funny.

So you are in the club, alone, and you see all these so called, pretty women walking around, hahahahahahahahaha, laugh at them! Then go snatch their ugly azzes and pull them to the dance floor...HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA......people are so fvcking funny!!!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

You are a riot P-E, are you hyped on drugs when you post?

You started more threads than reply posts - but I understand your eagerness to share since you came out of your chump mindset and realized that you were A MAN - WELCOME TO THE CLUB HOMIE!

I think you should have a different screen name - the one you have is unbecoming of you!

I hope you are not eating vaginas in this age of hordoms and disease - you are eating someone else's sperm and her internal organ - why not suck her liver while you are it!!

I'll think of a name for you.

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

hahaha.....PRL...after reading your reply...I think I will call myself...

The Artist Formerly Known As A Pvssy Eater.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by PVSSY-EATER
hahaha.....PRL...after reading your reply...I think I will call myself...

The Artist Formerly Known As A Pvssy Eater.

If you keep eating these Hor's ovaries and sperm-filled wombs an embryo is going to take root in your mouth!!

I'll think of a a name and PM you.

 

[Lost In Translation]

yes PVSSY-EATER you need a name more in line with your Don Juan self

PVSSY-EATER sounds very AFC

" i never eat pu$$y cause i'm too stubborn in my ways " - MA$E

we gotta take into account a few things in your new name

my posts about your addiction to calling people " kid "

PVSSY-EATER you are driving me nuts calling everyone " kid "

you are 21 years old

you are not 40

you are not Humphrey Bogart " here's looking at you kid "

you are not a Japanese Anime cartoon hero with a sidekick

constantly telling him " no way you're just a kid "

in your last 20 posts you have called someone kid 15 times !

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE STOOOOOOOOP !

lol

and

PVSSY-EATER now that i have vented that.

i take it back. i enjoy watching you call people kid.

it brings a smile to my face

you have a great sense of humour and your posts contribute alot of positive feedback. you always try and help people on the forum

i am sorry.

please keep calling the newbies " kid "

but if you call me kid WATCHOUT lol

combined with your enthusiasm to offer good advice

your honesty

and your good sense of humour

**thinking of new name for PVSSY-EATER**


Lost In Translation

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Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ yeah kid, i hope you read my post on The Truth: The End, not because I just want you to read it, but it will answer a lot about yourself buddy! “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“BOREDOM sneaks in like a pimple on prom night, and BAM, one day she does not call you “

 

[Lost In Translation]

no PVSSY-EATER you need a PIMP name

play this for awhile and see what you come up with

http://www.hoslap.net

my best score is now 384mph


Lost In Translation

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Quote: Player_Supreme
“I've taken a fat chick and put her on a diet and training program and created my own super ho. “

 

[Lost In Translation]

brain storm for PVSSY-EATER's new name

ok since PR_L is working on this as well. i am going to post the ideas i have for your new name and we'll see if the other DJ's can't work it into a DJ name for you

IDEAS WHEN I THINK OF PVSSY-EATER :


ok Humphrey Bogart cause you call everyone kid

mix it with

Ash Catchem the Kid that trains Pokemon

mix it with

Stinkoman 20X6 he calls everyone kid

famous quote : " no way you're just a kid "

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.html

actually if you watch that Stinkoman 20X6 your posts are identical to his dialogue some times LOL

ok back on track

when you call people son which is another one of your eccentric habits

you remind me of a monk

or friar or maybe even a priest

bestowing Godly wisdom on those in need of advice


now when you call people " buddy "

you remind me of the comedian Paulie Shore in the movie : Encino Man

buuuuuuuuuddy......


and even though you haven't called anyone junior yet.

i am sure you just haven't gotten around to it. and in that case you remind me of Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade calling Harrison Ford a grown man junior all the time

which annoys him to no end

so in conclusion i have no idea what to re-package you as my fellow Don Juan

but i am sure if the price is right

it'll be a new car


Lost In Translation

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[PuertoRican_Lover]

Re: brain storm for PVSSY-EATER's new name

Don't suggedst names publicly - pm me/him!

How come you guys aren't getting my pm's???

Clean out your mailboxes!!!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

The messages I send are under my sent folder but not under message tracking????

Why? I think I got it - you have to fill in the "subject" heading box.

 

[Lost In Translation]

a glitch in the Matrix ?

i saw that 8 post count on thread when there was 10 earlier on

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
a glitch in the Matrix ?

i saw that 8 post count on thread when there was 10 earlier on

Do you have your pm's blocked?? I sent another one??? The messages are in my "Sent folder but not under project tracking???

Go to the top tool bar and click View and then Refresh and your screen will be updated.

PVssy-Eater quit being a post hor and look at you private messages!!!

Sorry to mess up your thread like this P-E

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

P-E, since my pm doesn't seem to be working properly, I have a few suggested names for you...

How about "Enlightened DJ", or.... "DJ In Command" ...

since you have been 'enlightenred' and 'command' others to do the same.

You posts sound like a general in charge of the DJ forces -

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

hmmmmmmmmm.....let me think about that...hmmmmmmmmm

 

[italostud]

I think he kinda sounds like a combination of Don King and Tony Robins....on crack!

Don Robins perhaps?

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

How about "Motivational DJ" - a general motivates his troops for the kill!!!

Or " DJ Thread Starter "

 

[flyinshark]

I think u shouldn't change your name. Dont think of that name litterally, but more like a guy that devours women...a predator...which sounds pretty cool, in my opinion.

That being said, great post, PVSSY-EATER

 

[MrRogersRedux]

my best score is now 384mph
- Lost in Translation

What are you, kidding? 401 mph EASILY!

 

[Hellboy]

Whats wrong with the name? I love eating pu$$y! But quality pu$$y! No fishy hoe pu$$ies thanks. Hey LIT, since you mentioned PEs habit of calling everyone kid, I gotta pull you up about this:

What's with the

wierd paragraphs

with a bit of a line on each

i mean you write a lot of good stuff

but it's kinda hard to read

Anyway, PE, not sure exactly what you were trying to say but it made me think. Your point about going to school the first day and feeling everyone is looking at you. You feel kind of self conscious. The must be exactly what every HB feels like when she's out: with every guy staring and drooling. I have known HBs who complain about this. I know one girl who gets paranoid she has a bit of toothpaste on her face or something. Kinda brings them down to earth if you think about it like that.

 

[Lost In Translation]

Hellboy
Hey LIT, since you mentioned PEs habit of calling everyone kid, I gotta pull you up about this:

What's with the

wierd paragraphs

with a bit of a line on each

i mean you write a lot of good stuff

but it's kinda hard to read

yes you are the third person to mention my eccentric writing style

BUT

i have had people ask me to continue posting in this way as they think it is easier to read

so what do i do ?

put it to a vote ?

or just let you guys settle it with a

DANCE CONTEST !!!


Lost In Translation

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