"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you HAD to choose your torture?

You gotta choose one of these which would it be?

  • Have your knob grated to a stump

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Have a hot needle up your japseye

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Have your knob cut off and u have to eat it

    Votes: 1 1.1%
  • Have acid on your balls

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • You have to shag an old man

    Votes: 56 62.9%
  • Be bummed by a chippendale

    Votes: 19 21.3%
  • Have your japseye glued up so when u piss yo knob will swell up and pop like a water ballon

    Votes: 3 3.4%
  • Have you bellend boiled

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Have your knob stretched until it snaps

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Have your knob fried by electricity

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • Total voters
    89
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Police do NOT protect us - only we can protect ourselves!!!

Sadly, many blacks were hung and burned because a white hor said he raped her - you have to be careful with trusting the words of others - it may be personal!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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the only reason cocaine was ever banned was because it made "crazed black men" who went around and raped white women :rolleyes:
 
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