If you had a son, what there things would YOU want to teach him about women?

[Masculinity]

The title says it all. What three things would you want your son to know when it comes to interacting with women?

 

[YAboi]

1.Do not ever have sex with a prostitute better still no sex before marriage.

2.People make you feel small for having little experience with women but they never tell you the negative effects of cheating nature by not commiting to one woman

3. Never masturbate or watch pornography cos once you start you will become an addict. Better to socialise with real women pray and then get a wife. I will make sure not to install cable tv in my house. The bible, chriatian tv, sports and news are all we will have. No kartrashians.

 

[narcissist]

1.Do not ever have sex with a prostitute better still no sex before marriage.

2.People make you feel small for having little experience with women but they never tell you the negative effects of cheating nature by not commiting to one woman

3. Never masturbate or watch pornography cos once you start you will become an addict. Better to socialise with real women pray and then get a wife. I will make sure not to install cable tv in my house. The bible, chriatian tv, sports and news are all we will have. No kartrashians.

so many things that i want to say, but i cant because no religion talk on SoSuave

 

[way2smart]

I would teach everything to my son that I know about women.
I would even take him out to a bar and be his wingman and teach him what I know. I'm very serious. Oh yeah and I would let him drink alcohol as soon as he is 18, like the rest of the world does.

And I will encourage him to bring different chicks home every Friday night. Unless of course he turns out to be gay, in which case I will just kill him and make it appear it was some kind of accident.

 

[BrainDamage92]

Every woman is a *****.

Smart women supress their *****dom in their best interest.

Never go serious with a girl whose family seems more ****ed up than yours.

Only virgin women cant be described as smart\dumb. Hence, merry a virgi and make her a decent person if you can.

Any guy, even a dumb poor and ugly guy can have sex with your girl if hes persistent enough - hence women dont know what they want sexually. Sex is a form of attention to them.

No matter what you do, your woman will have sex with someone else at one point, so dont dwell on it much. Its just that laws are too liberal and human reproduction is taken too lightly.

Every woman uses brainwashing and manipulation on a daily basis, this is the way their brain operates.

The woman is always the one with the plan. If you are satisfied sexually, you would never start thinking in terms of shared future if its not for her. Women can reproduce till 40. You can reproduce till 80. Time is ticking for them. You never fall in love with a woman if she doesnt want you to. The ultimate control in interpersonal relationships is in her hands, not yours.

Dumb women (or straight up *****s) think they want a man who can lead them to a bright future, yet neglect all his bright ideas, and go with their plans. But their plan is stupud, same as them, mostly couse they dont realise they have a plan at all. They (as any woman) brainwash you to believe her stupid plan is yours so she has someone to blame when youre both put in misery. Use dumb women for sex only, dont get attached, if they want to go serious, tell them they are too dumb for you and laught at their crocodile tears.

Smart women have a good plan. They brainwash you too, but its in yours and hers best interest.

 

[RangerMIke]

1. Put yourself first. No one will love you unless you love yourself.

2. The only thing that really matters is Looks, Money, and Status. If you want lots of options with women then work on LMS. The sooner you learn this in life the easier it is to build that which is important.

3. Most important... NO ONE respects or values anything that is given to them. Give away your heart without a woman putting any effort into catching you... then don't be surprised when she tosses you into the trash. Don't waste your time on women that are not willing to put effort towards you.

 

[GS750]

Women always have a plan. And a backup plan. And a backup plan to backup the backup plan.

 

[El Payaso]

Never trust a woman.

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

"Are you a man?" "How do you know?"
Regardless of what he says, i will tell him:

1. The man needs to be strong.
2. The man needs to be tough.
3. The man needs to be able to withstand pain without letting it hurt him.
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Women specifically?

1. Always be willing to walk away.
2. Be COMPLETELY unaffected by ANYTHING she does that would negatively impact most people.
3. Don't treat them like they are above you in any way, and don't even THINK that they are (dammit, you're MY son and because of that fact alone you are better and more important than anyone else in the world [aside from you siblings and mother, cuz well, you all are equal]).

 

[hockeyfreak79]

It would be alot more than 3 things thats for sure!

I come from a broken family and had a wicked step mom (Dads gf). He was smart enough to not marry her.

My Dad warned me when I was 12? He said you DO NOT have to get married. Educate yourself, get a good job & house but you DO NOT have to get married. Just date them, that's it! I was only 12, I had no clue wtf he was talking about.

But Dad isn't that the American Dream, a white picket fence? Ha!

I held out for aslong as I could, got engaged at 29 divorced @ 32.

 

[Zarky]

If my son can make it past the end of my condom I figure he's already got what it takes to thrive in this world.

 

[old_skoolr]

Ironically my dad taught me these 2 things about women.

1. Never let a women know what your up to. Your business is your business. Never let a women be involved in it, because they worry and that makes over think and makes them do stupid things.

2. When it comes to eating women, fish and chicken.....you gotta use your hands.

Mind you he told me number 2 at the dinner table in front of my mum haha

1. Always wear protection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. You lose money chasing money, but you'll never lose women chasing money.

3. Don't rush getting married. My grandfather was 40 and married a women 20 years younger. My father was 12 years older then my mum. These men lived their lives first, then decided that its time to settle down.

 

[Eggysmith]

I would teach everything to my son that I know about women.
I would even take him out to a bar and be his wingman and teach him what I know. I'm very serious. Oh yeah and I would let him drink alcohol as soon as he is 18, like the rest of the world does.

And I will encourage him to bring different chicks home every Friday night. Unless of course he turns out to be gay, in which case I will just kill him and make it appear it was some kind of accident.

Aren't you gay?

 

[Tictac]

I have taught both of my sons that, so far as women are concerned - they, not women, are the prize and not the other way 'round.

 

[Fr. Andrew]

The most important thing about women is that they should be subordinate and obedient to men.

 

[TheGambino]

1. Strike when you have the chance, go for the kiss, touch her but boy!

2. You're the prize my boy

3. There are trillion of girls in the world don't get caught up on one who gives you headaches

4. Respect yourself and put yourself on number 1 always

5. Respect your mom

 

[dasein]

1. Never get married.
2. Never have unprotected sex.
3. Never be made to feel embarrassed or ashamed of your maleness or honest expression of sexual desire.
4. Always be closing.

 

[AttackFormation]

1) Your own life is more important than adding women to it
2) You are a man and so, you will learn the masculine way that I will teach you
3) Repeat The Three Evils after me - Laziness, Fear, Wilful Ignorance - and write down & think about how much they rule your life right now and what you can do about it

 

[[S]alvatore]

Victor made a great list:

http://boldanddetermined.com/2012/05/28/52-things-every-father-should-teach-his-son/