"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hUCMALJ0WNA6kgzmmJOV_dXHrmAA

They have been in legal discussions ever since to determine how much Mills would receive from the musician's estimated 825-million-pound (1.1-billion-euro, 1.6-billion-dollar) fortune.

Media reports have suggested that McCartney has been prepared to offer Mills 55 million pounds but she had refused.

She would take a 20-million-pound lump sum and a further 2.5 million pounds each year for 14 years until Beatrice turns 18, with a substantial amount set aside for security, the Daily Mail said.
Married for FOUR YEARS, and the b!tch won't "settle" for $100,000,000??

The guy made his fortune when this woman was in DIAPERS and now she feels entitled to that kind of payday?

Don't know about you, but I LIVE for the day I find myself lucky enough to get married!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'm not big on all this matrix talk around here but to me all these threads complaining about guys getting the raw end of the stick translates to being too plugged into the matrix and allowing it to affect your psyche.

I personally couldn't care less about guys getting screwed over, I'd rather focus on living a positive life for myself. Negativity only breeds further negativity, just like evil begets evil. I don't see how it furthers your game. Yes you need to be educated and know what to watch out for but I think you realize that without needing to focus on this case or anything else like it.
 

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MacAvoy said:
I personally couldn't care less about guys getting screwed over, I'd rather focus on living a positive life for myself. Negativity only breeds further negativity, just like evil begets evil.
I agree 100%. Focus on the positive, but have knowledge about the negative too, so we can make the best decisions for our lives. The "don't be that guy" info is helpful to some extent, but too much breeds resentment.
 

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STR8UP said:
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5hUCMALJ0WNA6kgzmmJOV_dXHrmAA



Married for FOUR YEARS, and the b!tch won't "settle" for $100,000,000??

The guy made his fortune when this woman was in DIAPERS and now she feels entitled to that kind of payday?

Don't know about you, but I LIVE for the day I find myself lucky enough to get married!

That is outrageous. It obvious she wants half but the only way that could even be remotely fair is if A. She was his wife for the past 40 years through all the earnings and B. He divorced her without showing fault on her part.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The perverted bastard deserves it!! This is what he gets for marrying a hor!!! Die bastard die!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
The perverted bastard deserves it!! This is what he gets for marrying a hor!!! Die bastard die!!!

i agree 100%

i didn't read the article, but anyone with that kind of money should get a pre-nup.

i mean, come on, common sense people.
 

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just saw the article. its mccartney.

the guy was a fool not to get a pre-nup. what happened to him was that he was deeply in love with his first wife and she died.

he thought he could have that love again. unfortunately, his eyes were closed to the nature of 'some' women.

he got TOTALLY taken. she's a one-legged hor.

but he was a FOOL for not getting a pre-nup.
 

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armadon said:
It's his fault for marrying with that much money.

And he married the wrong chick. He and Linda were quiet, homebody stoners. The new one-legged b!tch was in love with the idea of being Paul McCartney's wife. She wanted to be paraded in front of a new party of people every night, but he just wanted to sit at home and smoke pot...like he did with Linda.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt said:
And he married the wrong chick. He and Linda were quiet, homebody stoners. The new one-legged b!tch was in love with the idea of being Paul McCartney's wife. She wanted to be paraded in front of a new party of people every night, but he just wanted to sit at home and smoke pot...like he did with Linda.

you KNOW you've f*cked up big time when you've only got one leg and pretty much everyone still hates you.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
The perverted bastard deserves it!! This is what he gets for marrying a hor!!! Die bastard die!!!
Fcuk you. Man I thought I was going to give either myself or VU the funniest post of the award today, but this made me spit my pop out. My laptop almost bit it. You almost killed my laptop!!!
 

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Wow, you guys are all so non extremist tonight! (Beaming).

I give this thread rep points. I still can't decide which post to rep Mac on, he is on a roll tonight.
 
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I have no sympathy for these old bastards with gray hair, being multi-millionaires, not protecting themselves and being entranced by the lure of a hor!!! The old stupid dyck deserves the worst that comes to him, for not being a rational man , with a rational mind!!!!!

Live by the pvssy, then die by the pvssy!!! FOOL!!
 

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At the end of the day who cares if she takes him for $100M or $200M, he'll still have more money than he could ever spend in his lifetime. And in the end, when the one legged hor is dead, his child will have the money.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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MacAvoy said:
At the end of the day who cares if she takes him for $100M or $200M, he'll still have more money than he could ever spend in his lifetime. And in the end, when the one legged hor is dead, his child will have the money.
Good point...but, I doubt a one-legged hor would save a penny for the goodwill of the child. One-legged hors are mostly.."singleminded" you could say.

She will be looking out for herself.

He should set aside a separate trust-fund for the child.
 

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MacAvoy said:
At the end of the day who cares if she takes him for $100M or $200M, he'll still have more money than he could ever spend in his lifetime. And in the end, when the one legged hor is dead, his child will have the money.
So what you are saying is that he should just bend over and take it up the ass just because his lifestyle won't be effected one way or the other? Why doesn't he just hand her a blank check?
 

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Last Man Standing said:
I have no sympathy for these old bastards with gray hair, being multi-millionaires, not protecting themselves and being entranced by the lure of a hor!!! The old stupid dyck deserves the worst that comes to him, for not being a rational man , with a rational mind!!!!!

Live by the pvssy, then die by the pvssy!!! FOOL!!

and you know, he probably had all kinds of lifetime friends, family and colleagues telling him 'Paul, just make sure you get a pre-nup."

i bet his lawyer, accountant, etc. all told him that.

but noooooooooooooooooooo. no need for a pre-nup when you've found one-legged love.
 

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but noooooooooooooooooooo. no need for a pre-nup when you've found one-legged love.
Ah..one-legged love. The memories. It gives oneitis a new meaning...

We can all learn from this....say no to one-legged hors!!
 

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EDIT: Duplicate post. The irony...the one-legged woman should be so lucky.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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