Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Exactly.romangod said:
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Well if you do the math I'm sure 145 million is well over half of what he would acquire in the short 4 years time she was with him. I don't know too many other enterprises where you do nothing, live a life of luxury and then walk away with $145 million severence pay/profit.azanon said:Just $145 million of a 1.84 billion dollar fortune? Oh well.... so much for the "they take half" divorce scare theories.
If my trusty calculator is correct, that's 7.88%; slightly less than 50%
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
No kidding. It almost makes me sick.ketostix said:
Prenups can be rendered worthless in many countries. They might be bullet-proof in America, but in the UK, which is where this case happens, they aren't fully legally binding (not yet anyway, but this might be changed soon). It's the same here in Australia where I live.Socialreject said: