"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you ever find jewelry at your house

Bible_Belt

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Especially if there are multiple women coming and going, don't say to a girl, "you left something at my house," unless you are absolutely certain that the item actually belongs to that woman. Even if she knows about the other girls, she will not be pleased about the mistake. If there is any chick item that appears at your house, wait for the girl to ask for it back, like I said, unless you are absolutely certain it is hers.

I just noticed some rings on my desk and told this girl, who was on the verge of coming over to my house and spending the night again, "You left some rings here," when in fact the rings have been here since last weekend, and they belong to a different girl. Whoops.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yea I remember once about 15 years ago, I had this girl come over and spend the night, she left her earings behind. Some how my quasi ex g/f found out about them, lets just say since then I know better.
 

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I have box with panties, jewlery, a jacket, rings, mismatched earrings, and other assorted items hidden in the back of my closet. All things that girls have left at my house over the last couple of years. I really should just throw it out....its like my memento box.
 

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Talk about embarrasing, I had a woman over at my place for a throw and she "left" her panties on the side of the bed.

Not knowing they were there I invited another little darling over for some Romper Room playtime and when she reached down to fetch her panties she picked up a pair which were not hers.

What to do when she throws them at me wondering who's they are?

I didn't answer and told her to please not let the door hit her on her ass and please leave her panties there so that the next one I have over can find those. I never led them on nor did I give any of them any inclination of exclusivity.

But they do the "leave behind" for territorial purposes. I duppose you could construe it as you fvcked her so good she wants to mark her spot.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Don't know about your guys, but i hate women who try to mark territory.
Why they believe they can mark me or own some part of my domain, i don't know. I refuse to be flag poled. I hate the idea of being made possession of someone.

My bedroom is quite clean, so i notice odd things out of place.

I tend to remind them not to forget to take their **** with them when they leave. Unless their are under the bed and she already left.

Save for a whole lot of trouble.
 

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I had one girl over during the day, who was stopping by before work and wanted to jump in my hot tub. I was out late the previous nite, and was like "Yeah, whatever.. go ahead."

She came back in the house 2 minutes later and was like "The hot tub isn't very warm and the bubbles aren't working."

She went to the bathroom and I went outside to check it out. There were a pair of panties stuck in the filter from the nite before. Luckily, I got them out of there before she got back out.
 

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necklace

my fbuddy left a necklace and texted back after a week if i still have it
I replied its in my locker (no one else can see it) :)

she probably wanted to leave memory...
 

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Right after I posted that tip, the girl called me back. We had sex three times last night, and once this morning before she left. Apparently, the jewelry was not that big of a deal.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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So i was doing this chick whos also my babys momma and my parents came home she rushed to put her clothes on but left her panties behind and my mom found them the next day. i didnt even know she had left me
 

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i have known alot of guys to leave articles behind on purpose, and i dont care if it was a marking of the territory sort of thing or a reason to come back sort of thing, but i would put that crap up where it wasn't seen after i would find it.

they could come back a week later and say, "have you seen my hat?" nope, sure haven't, maybe you left it at some other girls house.

then they would leave behind a shirt. sure enough, they would come back a week later asking "have you seen my shirt?" nope, sure haven't.

i would think, don't leave your crap at my house, i don't leave my treasured crap at yours.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Talk about embarrasing, I had a woman over at my place for a throw and she "left" her panties on the side of the bed.

Not knowing they were there I invited another little darling over for some Romper Room playtime and when she reached down to fetch her panties she picked up a pair which were not hers.

What to do when she throws them at me wondering who's they are?

I didn't answer and told her to please not let the door hit her on her ass and please leave her panties there so that the next one I have over can find those. I never led them on nor did I give any of them any inclination of exclusivity.

But they do the "leave behind" for territorial purposes. I duppose you could construe it as you fvcked her so good she wants to mark her spot.
I wish you would of recored her face lmao must have been hilarious!!!!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


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Bible_Belt said:
Right after I posted that tip, the girl called me back. We had sex three times last night, and once this morning before she left. Apparently, the jewelry was not that big of a deal.
Ouch!

Haha! BB of course the jewelry was not a big deal... sex three times in one night, now that was the big deal!

My Man, nice workout!
 
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