"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you could kill a cop...

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did I just tell a moderator to stfu? whoops! :whistle:

I'm usually not this irritable I promise.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Where do you live, anyway? Uganda? That s'hit doesn't even happen in LA. And if it ever DID, there would be 20 inner-city teenagers lined up to videotape it to put it on YouTube within 10 minutes.

Are you a f'ucking moron? L.A.? Perhaps no other police department in the country is accused of being more crooked. Damn, pull your head out of your ass and realise that you are making sh1t up to a moderator.

Some pigs deserve it, get over it.
 
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just admit that some pigs deserve to get served with some lead to the dome!

LA? Louisiana? You are out of your element.
 

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This thread was started by a troll. It was not that great of a topic but it was allowed.

Needless to say the discussion has run it's course.

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