"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you can't get over your oneitis-

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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sexy_kuta

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man fuk that, SLUTS
what ever happend to qauilty girls? yeh, after u fuk them dont u feel shallow? emptied inside?

one night stands are ment for one nights. how about the next day? the weekend?
 

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I bet you 90% of the pics taken outside of mardi gras on there are drunker girls' night out.

Think about it, you'd take the same stupid **** if you were with your guy friends, only you don't have tits so it's not exciting. Sure, there are some hoes up there, but plenty of quality HBs.
 

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BustedKnucks said:
I bet you 90% of the pics taken outside of mardi gras on there are drunker girls' night out.

Think about it, you'd take the same stupid **** if you were with your guy friends, only you don't have tits so it's not exciting. Sure, there are some hoes up there, but plenty of quality HBs.
qauilty hbs dont take naked pics like that, i dunno what you would discribe an HB, our status on HBs are totally different
 
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