"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you can do this then I personally Bow Down to you.

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A friend of mine met a girl in a club and talked for a while but didn't get her number. After a few weeks he tried to find her in the phone directory, and there were two girls that matched with the name.

He called the first one and she didn't remember but she had been going out in that area and it wasn't impossible that they could have met. They set up a date. It turned out to be the wrong girl and my friend didn't have the balls to go any further.

My question is this: Has anyone f-closed a girl whose number you found in the phone book?

I know it can be done, but has it actually happened?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sounds like something a true player would do

A TRUE player does not care if he offends some random chick, after all he is just going for the pvssy no matter what!!

Personally, I see no problem with just calling every chick in the phone book with a hot name like Amber or Natasha.....its pointless of course, but I don't see why guys should fear doing this kind of thing just for fun.
 

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I was a top telemarketing-dude for years and made a lot of money that way. I even #closed a TM-girl that called me to sell some crap and got her on facebook too. She was a 9! But before I had the time to meet her I found out she has a fetish for asian guys.

Never mind! I wanna try the phonebook method but I don't dare!

However for the rest of my life, I will try to #close all TM-girls calling me that sound hot!
 

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Haha, I remember one.

For some reason a few years ago I'd get girls calling my phone asking for a girl.. first time I thought whatever, but then it was 2-3 more times people calling, so I said you know what, it's go time.

Next time some girl called, I got her to meet up with me and my buddy at a pool hall. She showed up and was shy to get out of the car, we had to walk them in lol. Played a few games of pool I said lets bounce to my place I have a pool table, but they bailed on the drive home. Oh well, one was cute one alright..
 

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seems like a waste of time to look for women through a phone book
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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omega05 said:
seems like a waste of time to look for women through a phone book
I guess you have never worked in telemarketing, right?
 

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I dunno about that, really I mean if youre trying to find a girls number after a "few weeks" whats the point? Its like that infomercial "set it and forget it." Though on the other hand if the girl remembers...and still has interest in meeting than I think youre a guaranteed a f***
 

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Jayer said:
I've F-Closed a girl who dialed the wrong number and got me by accident.

Get on your knees

VERY MUCH RESPECT! I BOW DOWN TO Jayer!


Now give us the details. How hot was she? How did you do it?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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