If you are obese and you catch covid then there is a problem

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Master Don Juan

May 16, 2020

I'm buying a scale to measure my BMI and ordered it from Amazon. Have to get serious about getting a handle on my weight and losing as much as I can.
It turns out that fat people tend to get complications and die from this virus, particularly if the BMI is above 40, and even wouldn't want to chance it if it's above 30. Is this going to motivate people to become lean and lose weight?

You can't afford to risk catching this virus if you are fat.

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.