"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If U Live In The Bay Area Read This

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Hey if you live in the SF Bay and wanna get your game to a higher level then DO YOURSELF A FAVOR and PM ME OR AC/DC.

We're tryin to get people together so we can all meet up somewhere and do sarges.

So if you're one of those people who's just sick of not having any luck with girls then pick up your nuts and come out with us. At the very least you're gonna have some fun and laughs.

THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO LOSE IS YOUR FEAR OF TALKING TO GIRLS!

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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EDIT: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PM ME WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER. I WILL CALL ALL NUMBERS MONDAY NIGHT, SO YOU HAVE UNTIL THEN TO POST HERE OR PM ME. Want your name and your cell phone. I'm not calling your house phones unless it's your private line.

This sh*t is gonna hellllllllllla fun. This tuesday, Newpark Mall in Fremont with me and Chris. He's coming from San Jose, I'm comin from Hayward. We can pick you up from nearby BART stations or your house if you're not hella far.

This **** is hella fun, especially with my car and the subwoofers in the back. Plus, I'm hella funny.
 
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yeeey.. :cheer:


okay, i live in mexico but still, have fun lol
 
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Originally posted by AC/DC
This sh*t is gonna hellllllllllla fun. This tuesday, Newpark Mall in Fremont with me and Chris. He's coming from San Jose, I'm comin from Hayward. We can pick you up from nearby BART stations or your house if you're not hella far.

This **** is hella fun, especially with my car and the subwoofers in the back. Plus, I'm hella funny.
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Do us well. :cool:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bump
 
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I cant make it because I have a baseball game at 3 o'clock
and I am only 15 so I cant drive yet. If I dint have a game I would try to go and ask Chris for a ride ( I live in Morgan Hill) but my parents wouldnt allow me to go (strangers) but I would say that Im going to the mall, but If I did they would ask why I dont go to San Jose.
Next time can you guys have it at the mall in San Jose?
 
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damn I wish I could go... Too bad I moved out of California like 9 months ago.. would love to hear how it all turns out!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AC/DC said:
EDIT: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PM ME WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER. I WILL CALL ALL NUMBERS MONDAY NIGHT, SO YOU HAVE UNTIL THEN TO POST HERE OR PM ME. Want your name and your cell phone. I'm not calling your house phones unless it's your private line.

This sh*t is gonna hellllllllllla fun. This tuesday, Newpark Mall in Fremont with me and Chris. He's coming from San Jose, I'm comin from Hayward. We can pick you up from nearby BART stations or your house if you're not hella far.

This **** is hella fun, especially with my car and the subwoofers in the back. Plus, I'm hella funny.
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Bro, pick me up too--from New York.
 
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Bay area stand up

Hey bay area playaz lets meet up and spit sum game PM me
 
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