"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If this really happens to you!!

Starwolf

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You find yourself in the Elevator with Megan Fox or < insert other fantasy girl >

the power goes out. You 2 will be in there for a long time so you start to make yourself comfortable. You look over and you see a spark in her eye, she's thinking of a hot elevator adventure while looking at you.

Keep in mind that you're in a loving relationship with a hot GF. and guess what.. She's also in an elevator somewhere stuck with.. Channing Tatum or < insert gf's fantasy man > And He's been staring hungry at your gf for while now.


Just before your phone battery runs out your GF texts you to say she's stuck in a elevator with channing tatum. You text her back telling about your circumstances as well. Then the phone powers off.

:D How will your story end?.. power will be out for 6 hours

what will you do.. what would your gf do?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

mangotot

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Do the deed and hope the g/f behaves herself. Knowing most people and their selfish nature, latter is unlikely.
 

Skinnylove

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Chances like this never come in life,but if it does, screw her hard!!
 
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