If she talks too much...

[Atom Smasher]

I'm branching this off my other thread about getting her to say she likes spending time with you in silence...

The other side of the coin is how on the phone they "commandeer" the conversation with a long, drawn-out story complete with every tiniest detail.

"Well, Atom Smasher, I had to pick her up at 1:30 - No wait, it was 1:15 because I also went to the dry cleaners. No wait, it had to be 1:30 because I didn't get out of the salon until a quarter to one. No, wait a minute, first I went to the grocery store, and that brings us to about 12:30......." And on and on it goes. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I roll with it for a while until I'm absolutely ready to explode because at a certain point I start feeling like I'm being "used" by her as a verbal dumping ground.

So, men, tell me what if any techniques do you use to mitigate the noise?

 

[DonJuan_DeRosco]

Get to the point lady!

Usually works.

 

[vatoloco]

This.

 

[5string]

This.

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there :yes:

 

[vatoloco]

You my friend, obviously have a great sense of humor!

 

[Kailex]

That was probably the only funny part of "Master of Disguise".

But if she talks too much, feed her some sausage. Nothing says STFU like some veiny kielbasa poking the inside of her cheeks.