"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If Robert Pattinson can be cheated on than anybody can

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She has a hot body and a cute face

I'd definately fvck her, again and again and again.

She doesn't actually need anything else like a personality or acting skills, which is lucky for her as she doesn't appear to have either.

This sums up twilight pretty well and makes ya laugh

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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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st_99 said:
imo, thats pretty much all you can do because thats what all this girl stuff comes down to. who plays it better. its never personal.
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I don't know anybody else here, but if a woman cheated on me I'd take that personally.
 
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perseverance said:
I don't know anybody else here, but if a woman cheated on me I'd take that personally.
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But you'd love to "spin plates", wouldn't you my friend ?
All is fair in love and war. That applies to both [or more] parties.

Kristen Fuccks behind Rob's back
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Who cares ? They are rich, that's enough consolation for both of 'em.
 
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recent news for this...guy just moved out, dropped all contact from her, not answering her calls and texts lol.
 
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Well, IMO you should cut the girl a little slack being 22 and a famous Hollywood actress. Why try to tie her down? Why not just exploit his own options on the side? He did the right thing leaving but he should forgive her.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If RPat doesn't ditch this broad immediately, he's a beta fool. He could pwn dozens of juicy teen groupies every night if he wanted to. Which is what he should do. Any man who submits to a "monogamous relationship", especially if the man is monogamous and the woman is not, is beta imo.
 
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But you'd love to "spin plates", wouldn't you my friend ?
All is fair in love and war. That applies to both [or more] parties.
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If I am single and all is fair in love & war, including violence...
 
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She has done this guy a real favour, he is in his early 20's, wealthy as, thousands if not milions of young poon ready to strip and f cuck him at the mere rasing of an eyebrow. he has been dumped, he now knows how womne can be and how much to trust them, if he handles this right, the world is now his oyster
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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betheman said:
She has done this guy a real favour, he is in his early 20's, wealthy as, thousands if not milions of young poon ready to strip and f cuck him at the mere rasing of an eyebrow. he has been dumped, he now knows how womne can be and how much to trust them, if he handles this right, the world is now his oyster
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No he aint coz hes pure beta. Dun matter if u have money or looks. if u r beta u will get cheated on.
 
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perseverance said:
If I am single and all is fair in love & war, including violence...
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Single or Not. Alls fair in LOVE and WAR. Cmon if sukerberg can be billionare with crapbook..anything goes now!
 
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She has done this guy a real favour, he is in his early 20's, wealthy as, thousands if not milions of young poon ready to strip and f cuck him at the mere rasing of an eyebrow. he has been dumped, he now knows how womne can be and how much to trust them, if he handles this right, the world is now his oyster
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He should play the game like George Clooney.
 
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Single or Not. Alls fair in LOVE and WAR. Cmon if sukerberg can be billionare with crapbook..anything goes now!
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I really hate that saying "All is fair in love and war". It's pure nonsense.
 
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perseverance said:
He should play the game like George Clooney.
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Clooney is alpha. Patty is beta. Betas dont play games...thats why he got cheated on. Enuf said.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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mikey2012 said:
No he aint coz hes pure beta. Dun matter if u have money or looks. if u r beta u will get cheated on.
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like I said, its how he handles it, now he has been dumped, lets see what he does and if he remains Beta
 
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My Niece looks exactly like her.

I say "whats up twilight?" whenever I see her at family functions.
She hates that (twilight too)

I'll stop teasing her with that now.
 
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