"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If only I could get a girl like this

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My life would be complete in all aspects if I could ever put it all together and land a girl like this! This is what being a DJ is ALL about! Who the hell said there weren't any good single one's left out there???

http://www.pof.com/member12094856.htm
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I mean as if being a GINORMOUS whale with greasy hair wasn't bad enough, she has to own dragons and snakes too???? that's like trying to make a turd stink more.
 

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I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Kinda feel bad for her though.
 

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Derp said:
I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Kinda feel bad for her though.
why?! I don't. first of all her standards are out of this world for what she is. she could at least WASH her damn hair once in awhile. she can loose the weird pets and get a dog or cat like normal people. she has no DESIRE to improve herself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I know people who have no standards whatsoever, and would still date / **** her. Literally, no standards. They're not the best looking guys, but they're not ugly, and are in shape. Still, they don't care who or what they get. It's not even desperation... They just don't care.
 

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When I sold cars we had a saying regarding vehicles that just sat on the lot and were looked at but never bought: There's an ass for every seat! I think the same thing applies here and God help the fellow who takes that seat.
 

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"If you are just after sex or think that im going to give it up after a few dates, keep moving"

Huh?! :eek:

She's either delusional, or there are guys on POF with absolutely no sense of a standard.
 

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She appears to have a couple of parasites on her body that she is hosting.
 

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Come on now fellas, every one of you is wishing you could get a HB8 like that to play with your python!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Dang wtf, she's soo fat she need a longitude and latitude grid point to find her as*hole.
 

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Out of boredom, I decided to read her entire profile. Seriously, EVERY woman says those same exact things, but maybe only 1% follow through on their claims. Everything they say they hate is what they usually respond to. Otherwise they wouldn't be getting involved with such a person over and over. They are also usually no better themselves. When she gets riled, she becomes a *****. She has trust issues. She's fat. She's crazy. Oh, its PoF. Now I understand clearly.

I can see why people try to become nice guys, though. Women like this tell them all this crap, and they believe it - only to end up getting used and abused, and tossed aside for another jerk. Then, the nice guy wonders what went wrong - when she was just a delusional, entitlement *****. She sounds like the stereotypical trashy female with too much baggage and fat. I'm sure there's a captain save-a-crazy-lardass somewhere around her area, though.

Just my observations.
 

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I find it disgusting that guys would use this woman for sex as she claims.

No I mean it I really find it disgusting.
 

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I am an avid animal lover of all species. My speciality is reptiles, more speficially pythons. I want to find someone who at least is not afraid of snakes and does not hate them.
I love men who are animals in bed, specifically more on schlongs. As long as you love your tool, size doesn't matter! Feel free to hit me up!

I am easygoing unless my temper is riled.
I'm a monster waiting to be unleashed!

I Like a guy with some tattoos, i have one myself, But its not a must.
Don't talk to me if you don't have a tramp stamp!!

I am not afraid to get dirty.
Guess what I did with my hair last night!


In all honesty, god bless the guy who hooks up with her.
 

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"Tired of dating loosers (sic)" says the girl with a fvcking iguana on her head.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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lol... too many fat/ugly women are deluded think they're a catch. OK, granted, attraction is holistic and she could have other strengths (a good career, good personality, etc.) but fat/ugly women need to face reality and not see it as an obstacle, they're simply not hot, they shouldn't hide from it lol...
 

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ilikecharlene said:
lol... too many fat/ugly women are deluded think they're a catch. OK, granted, attraction is holistic and she could have other strengths (a good career, good personality, etc.) but fat/ugly women need to face reality and not see it as an obstacle, they're simply not hot, they shouldn't hide from it lol...
she's unemployed, there goes the good career myth.lol this is nothing more then a fat wellfare whale who collects weird pets and lives in a trailer park somewhere.
 

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Gray The Prince said:
The sad thing is that somewhere some poor sap is gonna fvck that.
I know one who lives right next door.
 

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We create these women, you know. Of course at some point she has also chosen to become this monster. But her delusions? Yeah, that's what happens when you tell every kid in kindergarten they're "special". Couple that with guys who are apparently willing to do just about anyone and this is what you get.

And this, by all standards, is a monster.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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