"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Britney Spears Anna Nicole Smith or The Iraq War. I'm gonna bust a nut. Everyday I hear about these thing/people and It's pissing me off. People shave their heads everyday (most not chicks). People die everyday. I'm getting sick of it. Now let's talk something more important like???? Me, I'm so great yep I'm so great everyone wants A piece of me. But seriously we need to complain to the Cable News People.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Chosen1 said:
Britney Spears Anna Nicole Smith or The Iraq War. I'm gonna bust a nut...
Dude, that would be a complete waste of a good nut...
 

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Erm...I think you need to do a little research on your slang there buddy. I don't think you fully understand what you just said, lol.
 

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I heard it on South Park. Cartman said if I spend one more day in the future i'm gonna bust a nut. Now I will if I have to bust one on the Newscasters heads. Talk about the kid that is getting his last wish not that anna nicole britney bullsh!it.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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