"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If Clinton DID Win...New Age of Female Accountability

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Obviously, a lot about being a man would get a lot worse if Clinton won. And it wouldn't necessarily affect us, because DJs typically don't let women get away with sh!t anyway, but imagine the new age of female accountability if Clinton wins:

"If a woman can be President, you can be on time."

"If Hillary can be commander in chief, you can respond to my text when I reach out to you."

If they really want this milestone, they get all the accountability that goes along with it. Feel free to add yours.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You're delusional.
 
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NOPE.

Faggot betas will always pander to women's bullsh!t and let women walk on them. As for women themselves.. they might just use a female president as an excuse to be even less feminine and submissive. It will definitely boost some women's egos. The President is always a "role model" for others. Women are classic "group thinkers" who follow.
 
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This has got to be the dumbest thread in the history of this board.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Oh my, this isn't going anywhere, and a potential political pathetic pity party packing potent pessimism. Puh-lease.

Thread closed. Clear the courtroom.
 
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