"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If an HB 9 is 7 months preggers, is she a HB 3?

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Really odd sitch going on at work. I've been dreaming about letting loose on this HB 9 for MONTHS! Well, some douche with a motorcycle knocked her up but cheated on her recently. Judging by some texts it looks like she's totally DTF. But she's a couple months from popping.

What's the standard DJ protocol here? Can I bang it and still have bragging rights for a HB 9? Or is her score reduced?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cot damnn brraahhh that title made me LOL'ed.

i'd say smash it before she pop's bro.
 

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Ive a similar situation, but I opted to not bang and am turning to a pivot.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Thatfeel21

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Deus ex Pianoforte2 said:
Really odd sitch going on at work. I've been dreaming about letting loose on this HB 9 for MONTHS! Well, some douche with a motorcycle knocked her up but cheated on her recently. Judging by some texts it looks like she's totally DTF. But she's a couple months from popping.

What's the standard DJ protocol here? Can I bang it and still have bragging rights for a HB 9? Or is her score reduced?
Why does it matter what the people on this board think? If YOU want to bang it out, then so do it, if your heart and penis desire. Smh.
 

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Well if you do it before she "pops", at least you know you can't get her pregnant.
 

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Elevated horniness is common in late pregnancy. Damn, bro, I couldn't do that for money lol.
 

JoeMarron

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Look at in this way. When's the next time youll get a chance to bust inside an hb9 worry free?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Deus ex Pianoforte2 said:
Really odd sitch going on at work. I've been dreaming about letting loose on this HB 9 for MONTHS! Well, some douche with a motorcycle knocked her up but cheated on her recently. Judging by some texts it looks like she's totally DTF. But she's a couple months from popping.

What's the standard DJ protocol here? Can I bang it and still have bragging rights for a HB 9? Or is her score reduced?


No, she's a HB 2...9-7, it's simple math.

And when she's 9 months pregnant, she's a HB 0
 

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Yeah dude, really, what's the point of banging her? So you can brag about banging a pregnant HB9? Seriously? Most guys aren't knee deep in HB9 pu$$y so any chance to bang one isn't passed up.....but a pregnant one?

True, some chicks can hold together pretty well through a pregnancy. Others just use it as an excuse to eat as much as they want.

But, you have to think about the baggage you're going to be dealing with....

With pregnant chicks, emotions and hormones can be all over the place....more than normal. When she starts nesting she could be looking for a guy to fill that roll....and that may be the reason she wants to bang you. I see trouble all around, including biker dude showing up one day on her doorstep while your doling out a foot massage for her tired feet.

Slippery slope...
 

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Peaks&Valleys said:
Yeah dude, really, what's the point of banging her? So you can brag about banging a pregnant HB9? Seriously? Most guys aren't knee deep in HB9 pu$$y so any chance to bang one isn't passed up.....but a pregnant one?

True, some chicks can hold together pretty well through a pregnancy. Others just use it as an excuse to eat as much as they want.

But, you have to think about the baggage you're going to be dealing with....

With pregnant chicks, emotions and hormones can be all over the place....more than normal. When she starts nesting she could be looking for a guy to fill that roll....and that may be the reason she wants to bang you. I see trouble all around, including biker dude showing up one day on her doorstep while your doling out a foot massage for her tired feet.

Slippery slope...
Rule #137

Never respond to troll questions with serious answers.
 

Just a Shot Away

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Iceberg said:
Rule #137

Never respond to troll questions with serious answers.
Exactly. Glad someone realizes this is just a filthy troll trying to assume my older username. I think I remember you from when I used to post here, man.
 
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Following up to this thread to close the loop. I tried to hit it. Got curbed instead. Sucks, bruh.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Are you frustrated with your sex life?
Do you try and try to get laid, but can't?
Do you often feel the need to express how you feel?

WELCOME TO SOSUAVE! YOU STUPID OPINIONS MATTER HERE!
Don't worry if you make fake stories and expect an ego boost. Don't worry about your miserable sex life. Don't worry if tons of dudes are PM'ing you d!ck pics. It's all part of being a Don Juan!

You must endure desperation, frustration and faggotry to become the man you want to be. Don't let all these other successful guys bring you down, give you bruh advice or advice in general! They won't help because you life is an absolutely dismal! Don't waste you time reading the DJ Bible.

1) Simply Approach a Woman you find Attractive
2) Hold your Breath for 10 minutes
3) Repeat step 2

If you are still reading this, you are a beta faggot and should refer back to step 2!
 

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This thread is f*cking disgusting. Any visibly pregnant woman is an "HB0" in my book. Do you really want your d*ck a couple of inches away from some fetus? I mean I realize it's a troll but damn that grosses me out.
 
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