You promised you wouldn't tell anyone on here I said I'd help you paint your house! You owe me alright...now you have to babysit ALL of the kids instead of just one! :trouble: :crackup:Francisco d'Anconia said:*** snicker ***
Sorry guys. I just had an uncontrollable urge to create a noob-like thread.
BTW, yes; a woman did offer this to me. Yes; I accepted and she tells me that I "owe her big."
I think I'll show her my "O" face...
"OHhhhh..."
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
If a woman offers to help you paint your house does that mean that she likes you?
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Francisco d'Anconia said:Too late, this one has already asked (jokingly I hope) if I'd want a room mate.
Oh crap...I better retract my joke in my last post or people will think I was being serious, lol.
*note to everyone* I did NOT offer to help paint his house...
That's what I get for not reading the whole thread before posting, lol.
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Or nepotism????Nighthawk said:
Bevo
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I paint my room once a month to have sex that way
its a great way to get to know each other being busy, moving around and most of all there is not the expectations, that otherwise would make her feel too nervious
at one point some larger blob of paint may drop between her boobs, but she easily can clean that off
its a great way to get to know each other being busy, moving around and most of all there is not the expectations, that otherwise would make her feel too nervious
at one point some larger blob of paint may drop between her boobs, but she easily can clean that off
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Oh, I almost forgot my painter C+F. Always make jokes about caulking. "I know how to handle MY caulk, how bout you?" etc. "Before we paint, we gotta fill every hole up with something."
A little side story:
I was on a side job for my buddy at this hot milfs house. My boss said I would get a $150 bonus if I nailed the chick. While I was prepping the house, I laid on those lines. The day we painted, milf was sunbathing, slipping titty and ass shots at me, talking about sex. I hung out till late drinking wine with her. If here kids werent around, I definitily would have hit it. We made a deal, that if I painted a couple bathroom walls red for her later, she was gonna cook me a huge dinner, with massages. Then the next day, My boss and her got in the hugest fight, over personal matters, and ruined my chance. Bummer.
A little side story:
I was on a side job for my buddy at this hot milfs house. My boss said I would get a $150 bonus if I nailed the chick. While I was prepping the house, I laid on those lines. The day we painted, milf was sunbathing, slipping titty and ass shots at me, talking about sex. I hung out till late drinking wine with her. If here kids werent around, I definitily would have hit it. We made a deal, that if I painted a couple bathroom walls red for her later, she was gonna cook me a huge dinner, with massages. Then the next day, My boss and her got in the hugest fight, over personal matters, and ruined my chance. Bummer.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Somebody save me... PLEAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!Wyldfire said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Cow pie mine field, don'cha think?Wyldfire said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
C'mon, y'know you can't eat just.... Whoops....Oxide said:
(*Shaddup Francisco*)
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Personal matters? Was he trying to hit it too?woods said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Oh yeah here's an update.
I'm mostly moved but have some odds and ends left. Got help from this other woman and go some things done after moving stuff in both our cars and ending really late night no help to the snow storm. We had a good time, both of us looking a bit less than normally presentable and somehow she ended up wearing a couple of articles of myclothing (I'm not saying which, use your imagination to amuse yourself).
Since there's a bit left to move we had a good time, she offered to help me after work for the next couple of days. Why not, I'm not the kind to look a gift horse in the mouth; besides, she's been paying for dinner.
So I'm feeling pretty good, tired but good. This morning I get up and stumble into the bathroom and shuffle through various grooming paraphernalia looking for my shaver (unbeknownst to me lady friend has unpacked my grooming gear and organized it rather well, gotta thank her properly for that).
In the drawer I reach for my toothbrush and pick up a an electronic sonic toothbrush and try to think back to when I had packed it because I can not remember using it in any recent weeks. Then reality hits me. IT'S NOT MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!! :nervous:
And so the saga begins....
I'm mostly moved but have some odds and ends left. Got help from this other woman and go some things done after moving stuff in both our cars and ending really late night no help to the snow storm. We had a good time, both of us looking a bit less than normally presentable and somehow she ended up wearing a couple of articles of myclothing (I'm not saying which, use your imagination to amuse yourself).
Since there's a bit left to move we had a good time, she offered to help me after work for the next couple of days. Why not, I'm not the kind to look a gift horse in the mouth; besides, she's been paying for dinner.
So I'm feeling pretty good, tired but good. This morning I get up and stumble into the bathroom and shuffle through various grooming paraphernalia looking for my shaver (unbeknownst to me lady friend has unpacked my grooming gear and organized it rather well, gotta thank her properly for that).
In the drawer I reach for my toothbrush and pick up a an electronic sonic toothbrush and try to think back to when I had packed it because I can not remember using it in any recent weeks. Then reality hits me. IT'S NOT MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!! :nervous:
And so the saga begins....
spider_007
Master Don Juan
you think it was hers????
maybe she expected to stay the night???
did she??
come on, you can't leave us hanging like this
maybe she expected to stay the night???
did she??
come on, you can't leave us hanging like this