A girl started smiling when she walked by me didn't look me in the eye, then as soon as she walked past me she started fiddling with the back of her shirt and "covering" her butt with her hand. I was the only guy there, so does it seem like a subtle ploy to get me to look? She's pretty introverted but has flirted off and on.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
If a girl starts fiddling with her shirt and covering her butt in front of me?
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- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Tictac
Banned
She wanted you - right then and there. sarc/off
Seriously, why do you even care?
Seriously, why do you even care?
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HoneyHitter
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Probably due to feelings of insecurity. Negative self-image.
VikingKing
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Maybe she farted and was trying to cover it up.
Maybe her has was itching, and she could barley control her self from itching it.
Or what the others said.
Maybe her has was itching, and she could barley control her self from itching it.
Or what the others said.
TheBossman
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More than likely you were in the path she absolutely needed to go, and seeing your hyper creeper stare, she tried to difuse it with a smile. Then as she walked by, your super heated pervert vision was literally burning her butt and she was trying to block it's effect till she could make a run for it and call the cops.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VikingKing
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:TheBossman said:
No.Danny
Master Don Juan
Ha. What type of question is this?
logicallefty
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Women have a single eyeball in their butt and know when u are checking them out from behind. Normally they just pull their shirts down slightly weather it actually covers the pooper or not. Its fun to stare and try to get them to do it.