If a cashier

[Starman]

smiles at you, does it mean she wants to check out your drawer?

Im just curious, this one cashier at burger king smiled at me when I gave her a $20 tip, and I was just curious if this meant anything?

my friend also has a question,

he works at a county morgue..and he Kino'ed this dead body and brought her back to life

now he thinks he is a master at KINO, is this possible?

thanks!

 

[Chewy Bagel]

Starman, if you're trying to poke fun of the quality of inquiries lately, then good work. Hehehe

 

[Player_Supreme]

paperboi:

so you got jokes now huh...lol

 

[xblitz44x]

You should try to use a weapon to force rapport. Girls always tend to submit when they are in that situation because alpha males in movies usually carry weapons, therefore when you point a gun to their face you are seen as an alpha male and she will do anything you say. Try it.

 

[Starman]

heh yea thats all

I think it would be cool to have a "What IF?" section on this forum

Most q's pretty much boil down to "I MET A HB!!! WHo HAS LOW IL!!! How do I go about Killing her Boyfriend and Having her babies AND raising her IL??? PLEASE SERIOUS UPPER LEVEL DJ's ONLY!"

 

[Mr. Latte]

xblitz44x...

Dude, you make me SICK, even joking about using a weapon to get a girl. And you have the nerve to call yourself a MAN?! It's guys like you who give us a bad name. EVERYONE knows you use a rag soaked in chloroform and duct tape.

 

[Starman]

hah I always laugh at that paperboy Joke

yo PS,

Guess who hooked up with a MILF last night? *points at self*

I even told her "Listen hon, if you want to hang out with me, you have to at least buy me ONE drink!"

she finally confessed and told me she has no money hahahah I felt bad for her and bought her one..

I have found a new way to score honies..last night I went to a club in the burbs of chicago..man I tell you ! It was AFC NATION! all old, fat, foreigner dweebs but yet still a few good lookin Honies

if u want an easy lay, look for some suburban watering hole near your place, where most guys are geeks..do it on a weekday (this tells you that the women that ARE out are Desperate to get laid)

you CAN 99% hook up, Just by merely approaching!

 

[xblitz44x]

Well, if your morals won't allow you to pull weapons to force the lay - try drugs. Girls always submit when you drop something in their drink. For some reason they only like it when you drop it in their drink when they're not looking. I can't figure that one out.