Ideas for grocery store opening please

[MatureDJ]

I was small talking a woman at the grocery store a couple weeks ago. We were in the craft beer section. I suggested a certain one. She just had to throw in the "I'm just finding some for my husband". Had to let it be known.

This is well-known c0ck-blocking behavior, regardless of whether or not she has a boyfriend/husband. I can remember an instance in college where a woman (she was a bit chunky) basically started talking to me, asking about a bus or something, and then continuing to talk to me, and then bringing up the boyfriend line. I'm like, did you really I think was interested in the first place?

 

[LucianoM]

Anyone who approaches girls in grocery stores needs to be shot in the face.

 

[IamtheAlphamale]

Awesome thanks guys. Lots of gold information here

 

[BillyPilgrim]

When she is looking at a certain product say "hmm I wouldn't get that if I were you..." then when she asks why, you give her the most random reason. I typically say "Very few people know this, but Hitler actually had a son, his son and his family are the founders of that product...".

She will obviously know you're joking, then take it from there.


Modern Man Advice

Hitler?? Idk man, I think we should go with Dahmer instead.

Srs though, I like the beginning "I wouldn't get that". I'm going to rack my brain and see if I can come up with something to follow that.

 

[f(x)]

I.

You could pick one store, go there regularly and build rapport with the cashiers and clerks.

Go at different times to see which type of customer shops when. Bonus point if it’s in A SHOPPING CENTER WITH A GYM or next to a college campus. Then pick the day/time that is best for you to buy groceries+approach.

II.

Go to multiple stores away from your neighborhood where you probably won’t be noticed and practice approaches there.

Make sure you are actually a customer while doing this and not just walking around asking women for their phone number.

You can probably stay as long as you like with just $10.00 in your pocket.

You don’t really need any fancy openers, just keep things light and brief.

Be sure to make eye contact and smile a little, but don’t overdo it. Don’t approach from behind.

When in the meat department: “This place is a real meat market, huh?”

The beer/wine section is also recommended.