"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ideal weight for teenagers

donny osmond

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I'm about 6'3 and 170pounds, (12 stone 3 in english)

quite muscley, but would like to know how heavy i should be ideally. Quick answers will do fine!

Thanks

Donny
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Phrozen

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Matching a weight with a height is generally a poor idea. There is a wide range that can be healthy depending on your body type. The way I see it, weight is only helpful to set goals and measure gains. Just set a goal of how you would like to look, how strong you would like to be and when you get there whatever weight your at is your ideal weight.
 

NEWBIE101

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Originally posted by donny osmond
I'm about 6'3 and 170pounds, (12 stone 3 in english)

quite muscley, but would like to know how heavy i should be ideally. Quick answers will do fine!

Thanks

Donny
There is really no true answer. It all depends on your goals. If you're a bodybuilder you wanna get as big as possible.
 

Shiftkey

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Look in the mirrior. If you're not happy with your size, get bigger.

It's that simple.
 

Zelemont

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I disagree in some cases shiftkey...

after all, the reason those nasty-looking steroid-pumped ugly bastards keep taking steroids and making themselves bigger is because when they look in the mirror they are never big enough.

Same with anorexics.

But as long as you aren't crazy that is a good idea.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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donny osmond

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im no mentalist, just a handsome, smooth fun-loving guy.

Thanks for advice.

Donny
 
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