"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ice cream hand trick

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ok so i tried the sticky ice cream cardboard smell hand trick.. I might have used too much I don't know - i think it was like 5 ice cream bars.. anyawy i didn't get the results like you posted and I tried on 6 girls.. around the 5th it was drying up so maybe that was it??? pls hlp:confused:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The handshake doesn't make or break it! Its your game that needs to back it up. Has long as you held her hand for a few seconds longer than normal with a confident present I don't see how it did not work with 6 girls.

In this forum you give tips not receive --- > move to DJDF
 

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lol its a joke
 
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