Espi said:
Link doesn't show...maybe she found somebody and deleted the profile. Ha ha.
Or it might just be some 15-year-old kid with a lot of time on his hands and who likes to show off the responses to his friends and have a chuckle.
I highly doubt a 15 year old would put that much work into a profile. In case you can't see it, I'll paste the whole thing...
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I am, first and foremost, open-minded, honest, and loyal. I'm a radical human rights social justice activist, and strive to be an intersectional feminist. I love to laugh, I value empathy, compassion, silliness, and groundedness. I enjoy helping people to feel happy and comfortable. I mentally correct the grammatical errors in your profile. My interests include homesteading, sustainable living, birth, herbalism, homeopathy, sci-fi, spiritual exploration, and creating stuff! If you're into Myers-Briggs, I'm an INFP.
I am in a polyamorous relationship with fsonj and identify as pansexual/queer. We have two children. We're seeking someone that we are BOTH into for a committed relationship between the three (maybe more?) of us, involving a co-parenting role. (A polyfidelitous triad or quad most likely. Please google that if you don't know what that means.)
In other words: PLEASE ONLY MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE INTO A COMMITTED POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP. Or, one exception, if you want to come over and work on our farm with us and have fun times.
I would love to add more children into our family either by blending families or birth, or both.
I like animals best when they live outside, not inside. (Farm!) I have allergy issues with indoor animals.
I am a nature-worshipper (pagan/witch), but I am open to other belief systems as long as you're respectful of mine. I have no dogma or hard and fast rules about my spirituality. I feel like it's quite possible that some kind of supernatural world exists, but that it's not a sure thing. I think there are probably many things that folks believe are supernatural that could likely be explained scientifically if we had the capabilities to do so, and possibly vice-versa!
I am a fat, furry womyn, and I'm bra-free unless I'm riding a horse or it's a "special occasion". I am also quite allergic to artificial scent (e.g.: perfume, scented lotions, scented laundry detergents/fabric softeners, hairspray, commercial deodorants/antiperspirants, air freshener, commercial cleaning products, bug spray, etc.) and many other lab-created chemicals, so I can't date anyone who's really into that stuff, but I can help them out with products if they'd like to lead a more natural, scent-free lifestyle.
Though I would like to be, I'm not a very athletic person because of chronic pain/fatigue from Fibromyalgia. Feel free to research that if you don't know what it is. (
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fibromyalgia) I'm working on ways to try to have less pain; right now I'm looking into restorative yoga. Weed ghee & valerian tinctures work sometimes. Tai Chi helps, and is enjoyable. We also eat a pretty healthy diet (somewhat paleo/GAPS, but not strictly).
Okay, I'm kind of writing a novel here, I know, but bear with me.
I'd like to include my parenting philosophies so we know whether our styles might be compatible. We follow the attachment model (authoritative, NOT permissive!). As far as babies/toddlers go, I'm into natural pregnancy and birth, breastfeeding until self-weaning, babywearing, co-sleeping, intact immune systems, and intact bodies. With kids, I practice free-range parenting, unschooling, natural/logical consequences, limiting "screen time" (including trying not to model screen addiction), and including children in everyday life (e.g.: being involved in their play when they want it, letting them branch out and do their own thing, acquiring their help with domestic duties, teaching them to help children younger than themselves, gardening, regular conversation, etc.). Basically, I like to treat my kids like thinking, feeling people, rather than "something to be dealt with". Feel free to ask if you'd like to know more!
So, to be clear, we're interested in a committed, polyfidelitous relationship with a person who's interested in living on our farm in the future. We want to be a working family together. We are welcoming to all kinds of people; EVERYONE is safe here!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a farmer, mother, partner, and activist. I also do birth-related work on occasion.
I’m really good at
Empathising, listening, cuddling, mothering, reasoning, comforting, patience, organising, and milking goats. I also make a mean over-easy egg.
I'd *like* to be better at gardening, bicycle fixing, and general handiness.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile apparently. It comes up a lot.
A close second is that I'm not a thin person by any stretch of the imagination. I love my body, but sometimes it makes folks uncomfortable that I can talk about it without feeling awful or guilty or some other weird mind trip thing that most wymyn who are exposed to popular media do to themselves.
I'm very, very crunchy. Think Eva or Almond in "Wanderlust", but not a racist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) "Animal, Vegetable, Miracle", "The Game of Thrones", "The Ethical Slut", "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues", "The Birth House", "The Mists of Avalon" series, "Stardancer", "Spiritual Midwifery", "Womonseed", nearly anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Chris Moore, and Margaret Atwood. I love me some good feminist literature. Oh man... there are WAY too many books that I like to name here.
I LOVE reading...
B) My Neighbour Totoro, Tank Girl, 50 First Dates, Love Actually, The Princess Bride, Fur, K-Pax, Howl's Moving Castle, The Fifth Element, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Water, Amelie, Boys Don't Cry, But I'm a Cheerleader, LOTR.
C) Star Trek: TNG, The Walking Dead, Game of Theones (guilty pleasure)
(I don't tend to consume much media, since the lack of non-stereotyped folks really bothers me.)
D) Kimya Dawson, Iron and Wine, Terra Naomi, Metric, Toni Childs, Cat Power, The Cliks, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bright Eyes, Stars, Cyndi Lauper, The Cranberries, Eisley, Dido, Alanis, Indigo Girls, Ben Harper, Jack Johnson, Queen, Greenday (the old stuff), Jewel, Tapping the Vein, and Womb Boom. I love folk rock. My favourite radio station is '90's Alternative on Slacker Radio.
D) Mostly whole foods, including organic produce and "ethical" meat; I don't usually buy meat from someone whose farm I haven't been to, or at least talked with them about. I don't really eat much packaged/"convenience" food at all.
The six things I could never do without
Mothering my children, my fabulous partner, fsonj, my wonderful friends, trees, birth culture, and singing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
polyamory, compersion, living off the land, knitting, my next sewing project, sex, good food, pretty things, luxurious fabrics.
"We are one person
We are two alone
We are three together
We are for each other."
~C, S, N, & Y
On a typical Friday night I am
Knitting socks or playing on facebook.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do NOT put up with fools and *******s.
You should message me if
...you'd like to make a new friend, or you'd be interested in entering the realm of a polyfidelitous relationship triad.
...dating two radical dykes at once sounds like a good idea to you.
...you think kids are AWESOME, and would love to be in a co-parenting relationship with us.
...you don't wear perfume or cologne or other scented products, and you don't smoke cigarettes (unless they are not treated with chemicals - e.g. Yuma, home-grown rollies). Chemical **** makes us ill.
...you are capable of using proper sentence structure, diction, spelling, punctuation, etc. None of this type of thing: "ic u like two go 4 woks in teh park wat is you're favrit won". That's just painful for a former honours English student. Unless, of course, English is not your first language, or you have a learning disability, in which case, I'll be okay. lol
...you are able to support yourself. We manage just fine on our own income, but cannot support another adult.
You should NOT message me if:
...you cannot imagine a committed partnership with at least two people at once,
...you are racist, sexist, transphobic, patriotic, war-loving, ableist, etc.,
...you are a very enthusiastic tv sports fan, and/or you can't imagine your life without more than a few hours of video games or television a week. Live life by living, not by media.
