"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I wish i met a girl who wore these, just for the irony of it

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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italostud

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If I got a chicks pants down and saw that I think I might actually vomit
 

Bigsnake

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haha... they have a link on that page which says teens saying they're waiting for marriage are more likely to do oral and anal sex.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Leporello

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Originally posted by todesangel
overdose on smack you m888888f********
You have a dumb and terrible username.

Might want to change that if you wanna get laid. goes to the whole frame-of-mind thing.
 

DJHoolahoop

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Originally posted by Bigsnake
haha... they have a link on that page which says teens saying they're waiting for marriage are more likely to do oral and anal sex.
Yeah, cuz that's alright remember
 
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