I'ma call you a nublet! I'll hug it, and feed it, and care for it, and...maybe scratch that hug part. Ehh...maybe the feeding part too, I don't got the money. And...I dont' care that much, so scratch that too.
Anyways.....if you've every heard of...what's the easiest...alt.biniaries.games, even googling it should help, that's newsgroups. It is not a html site, it is servers all across the globe that people all over the world post FILES and Text messages.
That's all I'll give. Google.