"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SgtSplacker

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That I just got friendzoned on my very first date with a girl from POF...

I will not post this entire next week to allow myself ample time to meditate on my failure.

In my defense I did kiss close...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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chath

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looooooool

at this point you should just keep her for a friend, maybe she has some friends you can meet. i go out with mediocre girls on POF just because i see she's the runt of the litter and i want to meet her hotter friends(usually they are in her pics on POF, group photos).
 

TheMonkeyKing

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Waaah.

FYI, Splacker: 'POF' isn't for 'Plenty Of Friends', dork! :down:
 

SgtSplacker

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Alright i'm cancelling my penance, she asked me out on a "date" this morning lol. I'm a happy splacker
 
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