"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I went sarging today with a female and it was great!

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I went sarging with a female friend of mine who i would say is an HB7.5 but i don't find her as fck material, but anyways we went sarging i made a bet with her that I would get more numbers from girls then she'll get from guys, and it was hilarious all the AFC's she asked. She would say "Hey i think you're cute can i get your number" and the guys are like :crazy: studdering and crap and I'm standing there like WOW a girl is throwing herself at you and you're just standing there clueless? The crazier part is that they didn't even give her their number and didn't know what to say, but unlike me the Handsome young buck just approached any Hot babe, I introduced my self asked them for their name and told them straight up that its a bet (It shows i have even more confidence because they know i think I'm going to win the bet) This was the best sarge experience i ever had and have to do this more often with a female.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Great idea dude, that sounds like a lot of fun.. I should definately do it sometime!
 

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this girl was a 7.5, and she had guys refusing to give their numbers? wth?
Thats what i was thinking ... in my mind i was like omg im going to lose definitely but then when i saw the reactions on these AFC's face i was like WTF?!!!!!!!!!!
 

The Shocker

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this is a GREAT game to play, I am dying to try it out because I've read much about it. supposedly great to play with your guy friends too.

Props man.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This works really well for girls who are in a group.....

Go up to them and introduce yourself and tell them that you made a bet with your friend (point at random girl standing by) that you couldn't get any of their numbers, some will tell you they ahve boyfriends and the ones that don't say that usually give you their REAL numbers, when you call them up a couple days later you have a covnersation piece....you tell them thank you for helping winning the bet and that you want to take her out to coffee to thank her.....and off you go
 
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