"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I was with a UG and feel BAD

SamePendo

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I vomited, seriously.

When I was kissing her I held my breath to not smell her open mouth. When we weren't stuck, I blurred my eyes to not to see her, or simply closed them. I kissed her shoulder and it was fvcking salty. And her tits, her tits were like man boobs. I was so horny guys, but now I feel awful. Well, right now I'm better than when I left her. I felt like vomiting when we tongued down, I just stopped kissing her and continued to feel her up while she kissed and tongued my body.

When we were done I spilled water on myself to have an excuse to go and wash the fvck up. But it was fvcking hard, because she licked my ears so there you have me trying to keep quiet while washing my ears.

So after she left I vomit. And start screaming. I screamed so hard. I was disgusted. I put alcohol to clean myself. When I screamed I could smell her breath in mine, so I screamed louder. I drank wine and made gargles (sp?) with it to get rid of her breath. I didn't want to take a bath because I felt that I was going to just spread the smell/nastiness all over my body and would have to spend the day taking a bath.

When I finally felt comfortable taking a bath, I swear to god, I farted and the fart smelt like her, no lie. ///edit: I farted again, and I swear to god, it smells like her.

She didn't smell like fish, she smelt like trash, like ****. I prefer having oneitis than having this. I feel like if I had sex with Jabba the Hut. A friend told me to watch porn and to watch so much to make me believe that I had sex with the one in the porn. But I've got to go to work.

What can I do? How can I neutralize whatever she stuck on me, physically and mentally?

Damn that no masturbation thing. Damn that bulking diet. And believe me, right now I'm on fire, going out with many many women. When I was with the UG I imagined I was with the ones I've been with. I was just very horny. Please help guys.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lol...
 

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I think it's happened to all of us atleast once.. I had sex with an UG not too long ago.. I pretty much slapped myself after it was over. I don't know what I was thinking. I was extremely horny.. and extremely drunk.. but it's still no excuse.. ahh well. I hope you learned your lesson buddy.
 

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I nearly pished myself laughing...fvcking nice one m8!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
 

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SamePendo said:
I farted and the fart smelt like her, no lie. ///edit: I farted again, and I swear to god, it smells like her
This is pure comedy...haha fvcking lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! :up: :up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've had sex with an UG before, but she wasn't absolutely disgraceful...

Sounds like you penetrated a wild boar or some sort of mountain gorilla :rolleyes:


-Cod3r
 

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SamePendo said:
I vomited, seriously.

When I was kissing her I held my breath to not smell her open mouth. When we weren't stuck, I blurred my eyes to not to see her, or simply closed them. I kissed her shoulder and it was fvcking salty. And her tits, her tits were like man boobs.
LOLhttp://sosuave.net/forum/images/smilies//tongue.gif
:p
 

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I'm kinda taking you seriously as you have 2,129 posts under your belt. LOL

She has now formed part of your DNA. Her spirit is with you, always.
 

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Cod3r said:
Sounds like you penetrated a wild boar or some sort of mountain gorilla :rolleyes:

-Cod3r
I literally just exploded in laughter. LMAO, too funny.

SamePendo said:
I vomited, seriously.

When we were done I spilled water on myself to have an excuse to go and wash the fvck up. But it was fvcking hard, because she licked my ears so there you have me trying to keep quiet while washing my ears.
SP... your hilarious.
I feel you man... we've all been there.

You just gotta accept it, and let the shame trickle through.
But the real remedy... go pull a total HB!

Its funny... I can remember the most stank pvssy I've ever had. DISGUSTING!
And... I can remember the most flower beautiful pvssy I've ever had. AMAZING!

Guess when they were!?
Night after Night.
The stank pvssy led me to the beautiful pvssy.
So... go out, and pull a total flower. It'll set you roll straight again.
Keep Pimpin'
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I refuse to have sex with UG's. Its not worth it imo. I can deal with a messed up face and nice body though.
 

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hahaha!

LOLz! HHAHAHAHAHA!

You'll get over it soon...Just go out with several chicks...HAhaha
 

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The very worst result

of fvcking an UG is knocking her up. Then you will forever be intertwined with her. Every time you would think about your child, you would think of her. With that in mind, I have been able to resist the temptation of the UG, knowing that this is a possible result.
 

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Hey guys.

The thing is, I don't have the drunk excuse, I was sober. Fvcking horny though. I keep like smelling her.

The freaking out stage is over, right now I'm disappointed in myself, angry at myself, sad for myself. I just wish that she doesn't try and want more and make a fuzz about it. If she brings something up I'll say "oh what we had was a great thing, a great moment, but that is over, and I'd really like for you and I to be friends though". I don't mind banging a hb 6 (6 as in 5 meaning she fails and simply isn't enough to pass)... but this was like a ... didn't even take the test.

She had absolutely no shape or form or anything. A overweight human being with a pvssy. Her tits were like triangular, not rounded. Her nipples like hung, giving a v shape to her tits. I had never seen women with boobs like this, I have seen men with these tits though.

Any way to get rid of her odor? I'm going to sleep now, if I keep smelling her I'll tell you guys and hopefuly someone will be able to tell me.

Guess what? I don't even know her name!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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OMG! lol... Sorry Pendo, but this is too fvckin funny.
I can't even read your posts, w/o cracking up.

Dude... go get that AXE bodywash. It was made for incidents like this.
Soak in the sh!t. Then slam a few shots of it, and go for a run. You'll sweat it out, hopefully killing her funk from the inside/out. lol

Pick yourself up and go dunk your dizzle in some HB goodness.
You'll feel a world better.
 
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Good comedy kid :up: I think you had a transvestite!! :eek:
 

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SamePendo said:
Hey guys.

The thing is, I don't have the drunk excuse, I was sober. Fvcking horny though. I keep like smelling her.

The freaking out stage is over, right now I'm disappointed in myself, angry at myself, sad for myself. I just wish that she doesn't try and want more and make a fuzz about it. If she brings something up I'll say "oh what we had was a great thing, a great moment, but that is over, and I'd really like for you and I to be friends though". I don't mind banging a hb 6 (6 as in 5 meaning she fails and simply isn't enough to pass)... but this was like a ... didn't even take the test.

She had absolutely no shape or form or anything. A overweight human being with a pvssy. Her tits were like triangular, not rounded. Her nipples like hung, giving a v shape to her tits. I had never seen women with boobs like this, I have seen men with these tits though.

Any way to get rid of her odor? I'm going to sleep now, if I keep smelling her I'll tell you guys and hopefuly someone will be able to tell me.

Guess what? I don't even know her name!
Feeling the christmas spirit and being all charitable :D

Nice post, brought out a smile then some relfection then the smile turned to a knowing nod!

But never been sober, man this is whole new lvl of deprevation right here, you poor poor bas**ard. Seems refraining from wan**ng got the better of you.

CryingGame springs to mind.

But one question how the hell did you get it up and pump till you squerted?
Man you must have been storing those puppies up for a good while to be able to fill something that bad with love juice!

I would say any tips on refraining from wan**ing bin them it seems they may do more harm then good in your case.

That women must have had all her birthdays and christmases come at once.
Worst thing if you see her out with the boys and she comes over and licks your ear!
 

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ROFL This thread is the best one I've seen in a while.

Just set some standards for the future, they don't have to be high... just high enough so you don't regret things.

Maybe that's why I'm not getting any . . . my standards are pretty high . . .

LMAO use the old spice bodywash, it will do the job.


-E.Nigma
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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