"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I was trying to dance with these girls

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Yeh pointing at her and just laughing would be good or when she said "out of your league" you could have said "I'm sure that's what the shop assistant said when you were looking at that dress because you certainly don't have the body to pull that off".

That will sting her quite bad baha.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Danger said:
An eye roll is always a good neg.
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haha, or give her one of those "are you retarded?" looks
 
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Even if she was serious thats happened to almost every guy at somepoint who tries to grind on random chicks at different clubs...myself included. Analyze if you did anything wrong, were too drunk, etc... Although its possible you didnt do anything wrong she just wasnt feeling it or had a bf at home.
 
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Just roll your eyes, or say something in the line of "yah I know I'm too good for you, but I'm giving you a chance."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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