"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was sprsying some RAID around my house

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Night time. Got my phone flashlight. Trying to stop crickets ftom getting in. So, I am spraying my insecticide around. I get to the trash cans and start spraying behind them. I look and this opposum is staring at with a look that says, "WTH man! Why are you spraying me!?"

In fixing one problen I have discovered another. Hahaha
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Night time. Got my phone flashlight. Trying to stop crickets ftom getting in. So, I am spraying my insecticide around. I get to the trash cans and start spraying behind them. I look and this opposum is staring at with a look that says, "WTH man! Why are you spraying me!?"

In fixing one problen I have discovered another. Hahaha
Creatures of the night, possums, raccoons, bears in forested areas, or others. They all seem to like easy food human waste areas don’t they?
If you don’t want possibly rabid creatures around, totally secure the trash.…
 
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Creatures of the night, possums, raccoons, bears in forested areas, or others. They all seem to like easy food human waste areas don’t they?
If you don’t want possibly rabid creatures around, totally secure the trash.…
Yep, definitely
 
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