"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I was possibly wrong about foreign women, but it may just be the one I chose.

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You guys have no idea. Married/buried has been doing this kind of crazy stuff (under many different alias names) for the 12 years or so that I have been on so suave. In fact the stuff he is doing now is actually pretty tame compared to what he used to do.
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What have I done that is so crazy? Getting divorced.. big deal it happens to almost everyone.. as for this work chic, this isn't the first time I have spoken to her about issues with my wife. I thought it was safe since she is married with kids. I told her all about my new girlfriend and after I told her my wife was messing around with someone else, the porno links started coming.

The porno links to my phone and email came out of left field!! There is this beta in another department who ALWAYS comes to her desk duing lunch hour and talks and talks and is her emotional tampon. I can hear her say "my husband this... my husband that..." I wonder if he got the porno links too? I doubt it but who knows.

I sit right next to this woman at work. I don't plan on pursuing her at all, it is a little ego boost though, that never hurts.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Drugs is grounds for the death penalty in China amigo.
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Well that is one form of rehab.

The chilean girl wants me to meet her family and I am going to. Well mainly her mom so I am taking them both out to dinner. She says her mom already likes me. I might let her stay with me for awhile as a test run to see how things go. Yes I really like her. That would be early next year when her lease is out.
 
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I had a married woman I dated 5 years ago text me recently. She was upset that her husband is sexting another woman. She was probably trying to get me to talk to her.... at my house, and talking wouldn't be going on....{she used some kind of "upset with her ex husband" excuse to f&ck me before} I just told her to get back to her fighting weight and see if he pays attention to you now. When she asked, I told her "what you weighed when we dated" Of course, that's about 50 lbs.... I didn't tell her that, but she knows. END of conversation. You need to shut those deals down before you end up horny some night... and she texts. We all know a hard **** has no brain....
 
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The woman at work is not very hot so I am not interested. The wife called 3 times saturday night and left a Vm then texted me today asking how much a bill is. She knows how it is because I mailed it to her weeks ago. Last night asking me about going on her facebook... I have no clue wtf she is talking about. No contact right? Nah I just told her to bug off unless she tells me she wants to bang. I feel nothing for her anymore so no contact is not necssary. I got no response to the bang text. She just wants to check up on me probably hoping I am in pain. I am not in fact I am very happy.

She also tried to tell me she has not banged the guy she is seeing yet. She must think I was born yesterday. By the time she rebounds I am gonna be long gone. In fact I wont bother responding to her again.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Where'd you meet Khloe kardashian MNIN?

Watch out for Lamar!!!!
 
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cordoncordon said:
I'll give you credit MNIN. This one is actually pretty cute.

Go O's!!
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She doesn't even look latina does she but she is 100%. Thinking about taking her to the ALCS if the O's make it.

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Where'd you meet Khloe kardashian MNIN?
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Online.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Married Buried said:
She is hotter than hell! Put up a pic of her with an Orioles shirt.
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Haha no Orioles shirt, though she does have an Orioles jacket.

Poor O's. Swept by those ****y m'fer's. And every game was decided by one or two bloop singles or errors. Could have very easily gone the other way. But with Machado, Weiters, and Davis all gone, it was tough sledding no matter what.
 
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Haha no Orioles shirt, though she does have an Orioles jacket.

Poor O's. Swept by those ****y m'fer's. And every game was decided by one or two bloop singles or errors. Could have very easily gone the other way. But with Machado, Weiters, and Davis all gone, it was tough sledding no matter what.
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KC beat the O's at their own game hitting homeruns. I had a bad feeling after game 1. And true they were missing 3 of the players. Davis suspended for adderall? Give me a break. How much did the Skankees pay MLB for that one. Love me some adderall though, Davis must feel the same way. Why didn't he just get it prescribed?
 
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KC beat the O's at their own game hitting homeruns. I had a bad feeling after game 1. And true they were missing 3 of the players. Davis suspended for adderall? Give me a break. How much did the Skankees pay MLB for that one. Love me some adderall though, Davis must feel the same way. Why didn't he just get it prescribed?
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Davis was the least of the losses simply because he hadn't done much all year and Pierce did fine in his place. The others hurt bad.

What killed me even more is I had placed bets in Vegas on the Os to win the AL east, the AL pennant, and the WS at 7-1, 15-1, and 30-1. Put 200 on each. So I get back $1400 for the AL east bet but lose out on big money with the rest.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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