I was a jerk to her, now what?

[Buck Naked]

I need a little help here, i pissed a girl off on purpose just to give her the drama she likes. I heard from her best-friend that she is pretty mad at me, which i was expecting. My question is, when she yells and curses at me, what do i do?? I know not to say sorry. I dont want the girl to hate me, i just wanna i guess screw w/ her and play a little "cat and mouse"!

She is the typical girl that is never challenged by men or anyone for that matter, which is why i said what i did to her when she never emailed me thanking me for the card i sent her for her b-day. I was just expecting a nice thank you for it, nothing big. I know she is busy, but it isnt that hard to write me a quick thank you. We live in different states, hence why we email.

She isnt an attention ***** or anything, she's the just the good-looking chick who can get away with murder and no one will say a peep.

~JD~

 

[The Rev]

What exactly did you say to this girl?

 

[MacDiddy]

If she yells at you, just say something off topic to break her state like
HER: " you SOB... I hate you"
YOU: " you want some pez... this flavor is awesome"

Kinda treat it as if your past indiscretions have been forgiven...

 

[Kerensky]

Originally posted by MacDiddy
If she yells at you, just say something off topic to break her state like
HER: " you SOB... I hate you"
YOU: " you want some pez... this flavor is awesome"

Kinda treat it as if your past indiscretions have been forgiven...

This is awesome. I'm going to add it to my arsenal. Chances are, she will probably storm off or something, but hey you look smooth. Another one from me:

Her: @($*@%@%**!!%*(@%*!!*%(@*%@*!%!!
Me: ah...my virgin ears..

Her: YOU RETARDED UGLY SORRY BASTARD OF A *******!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
Me: ::looks around:: who....me?

She was fuming after that one, but people were cracking up.

 

[Don Juan Marco]

Ha ha....girls like to get really mad from time to time and indeed, most guys just stand there like "huh I better shut up otherwise I won't be able to do her no more". Well, whenever a girl screams at me for whatever reason I just stand there and SMILE

And ask.....Sooooo what's for dinner tonight?
At first she will explode with anger cause you're not listening. Second, she will slowly start to realize she's not getting to you. Girls try to intimidate us cause they KNOW guys get scared of them screaming. Show here you're above that....way above.