"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I Want To Sleep with My Friends Mom

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I can't believe people are taking this seriously... lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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eaglez1177

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Hahahah this thread is so funny
 

YoYoRocks

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Wtf?

Damascus said:
Don't do it!

Bro's before ho's ,thats what the bully that picks on me, Clyde said when i double crossed him when i started talked to girls during school. He said i shouldn't because im not allowed to talk to girls because im not "capable of reproducing,". After he caught me, he made me write " I will never talk to girls, im not capable of reproducing" 2,500 times on notepaper, and when i did they burned it, and made me go to a gay bar and flirt, for using a pencil and not a pen.
I think there is something wrong with you....
 

Bonafide

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Get everybody drunk, kill your friend, **** his mother, nut inside of her..WIN WIN situation.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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