"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I want to meet girls but I masterbate to much

blankman

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Hey what's up everyone, is been a while since I posted a thread. The reason is because I been doing a little soul searching and reading the DJ Bible every chance I get but I'm still stuck in my shy shell. On top of that I also found out that I masterbate a lot. When I say a lot, I mean every second. As a matter of fact, I wasted hours at my internship and I'm thinking about masterbating and I have done it several times already(But not today and yesterday). But I set a goal for myself, My goal is to last ten days with out playing with my johnson. I'm on day two and I'm already starting to crack under preasure. Pretty soon, I'm might just have to pleasure myself at work again. MUST......HOLD....OUT.....
Almost lost it there anyway I really need some guidance.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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blankman

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I wish it was that easy but I'm now at my internship right now, and I spend most of my time in my little office writing programs. on the computer
 

Skel

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lol this is funny but word, get out of the house man. If you are at work fine, do your job, but after work go out and meet people.
 

Rondavu

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Everyone masturbates. You may be surprised how often too. It just means you're backed up. Your mind wants the real thing, so it keeps making you do the fake thing.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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flexion_

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You are making excuses and portraying yourself like a victim. Take charge.
 

Rocko

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I say you cut your arms off!! That way, you have a great "war story" to tell women about how you had to loose those hands in combat, and you will definitely stop jerkin it and focus on other girls doing it for you. Plus, chicks dig guys in casts, i guess fake hands work just as well.
 

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Contrary to what alot of people will tell you, masturbation isn't a bad thing.

Few things are good or bad it just depends on how you use it.

Busting a milkshake a few times a week isn't necessarily bad and it is perfectly normal and healthy.

Anything more than that and you could have problems.

Lift some weights, find a hobby, read, do anything that helps occupy your mind positively.

Stress can make you want to abuse your tool as well.
 

SamePendo

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disciple said:
Contrary to what alot of people will tell you, masturbation isn't a bad thing.

Few things are good or bad it just depends on how you use it.

Busting a milkshake a few times a week isn't necessarily bad and it is perfectly normal and healthy.

Anything more than that and you could have problems.

Lift some weights, find a hobby, read, do anything that helps occupy your mind positively.

Stress can make you want to abuse your tool as well.
A beer won't do any harm.

But to a person who had an addiction, who was alcoholic. It will do a lot of harm. Same thing with mbing.

Join the 6month thingy.
 

dreamxhenry

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then learn to masterbate more until you get tired,lol but it seems like your 13 or 14 and hitting puberty im assuming your also a troll!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SexinEar

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dreamxhenry said:
im assuming your also a troll!
:crackup::crackup::crackup:

but i do agree with dreamx tho. i guess one can spot another, eh.
 
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