"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I want to kill this kid.

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Luthor Rex

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He reminds me of one of those retarded Disney children.
 

piranha45

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just another flaming gay with an audience
 

penkitten

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hes copying the fred videos where you just act all random and the preteen kids these days think its the funniest crap ever. fred is banned from our house!
due to being "retarded" as gio calls it.
i bet anything he bans this supermac kid too for the same reason and add "copycat" to it.

and for what it's worth... this kid seems like a raging homo already.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wiesman44

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Nygard said:
Retarded followers : Check
Pointless video : Check
Gayish kid : Check
700k views for no reason at all : Check

Welcome to the internet!

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amen to that (sighs)
 

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evoken said:
I want to kill this kid...Anyone else with me?


You kill him, I'll help you hide the body!:cool:
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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Where's this kid's dad?

Let me guess...he's being raised by a 'liberated' single mom.....
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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KontrollerX

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"Unless this guy is a homo, he will probably become a member on sosuave in the next 5 years."

Nah man.

Sosuave is 10 years down the line for him.

5 years he'll discover Loveshack for his further training into AFC feminist emasculating groupthink. :rolleyes:

Then 5 years later he'll come to us for deprogramming. :crazy:
 

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Even if dad is in the picture, he ain't no John Wayne.
 

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Whats sad is that if you read the comments, a lot of people think he's funny
 

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5 seconds top. this guy sounds like that fred guy. what the freak with people and fred videos?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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