"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i want to keep my 21 yr old plate

_sideways_

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Because she's a squirter and that shuyt is fun....but she's misbehaving so Idk....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dear Sideways,
What's Sauce for Goose is sauce for Gander....She is a Plate mate and you are insisting on Exclusivity?...Condemning in her what you forgive in yourself...She is doing you a favour making you realise she is not a plate but has been promoted to Principal Love interest LOL.
 

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Good point....its the squirting pvssy that I love so much though....non squirters are not as fun. I always laughed out loud when she gushed
 

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_sideways_ said:
Good point....its the squirting pvssy that I love so much though....non squirters are not as fun. I always laughed out loud when she gushed
All pussies can squirt.
Learn how to do it for them and it will get easier for them as time goes on.
Word of warning: only train the petite ones or only have them at their place!

SH
 

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Scaramouche said:
Dear Sideways,
What's Sauce for Goose is sauce for Gander....She is a Plate mate and you are insisting on Exclusivity?...Condemning in her what you forgive in yourself...She is doing you a favour making you realise she is not a plate but has been promoted to Principal Love interest LOL.

You may be jumping to conclusions about what the OP means by "misbehaving".
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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hockeyfreak79

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All pussies can squirt are y'all sure about this? Maybe they can't do it them selfs & assistance is needed. A plate of mine said she's been trying to do it herself but never has? Maybe I'm confusing gushers with squirters...idk to early need coffee.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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