"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I want to get a box for condoms

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Ice Cold

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A little unpleasantness happened to me.

I was ready to screw a chick, got her undressed and played with her **** to excite her.

Then I take out the condom out of my wallet and the cover is ripped. It's been only 2 weeks since I put it there.

That little thing cost me a lay. I am frustrated and don't want it to happen again.

I checked a local mall today, but couldn't find anything suitable.

Basically I want it to be flat, to hold 2 condoms and a glove.

Hmm... a sigarette case might do the job, now that I think about it.

Any other ideas?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Kineti[C]harm

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By those hardcased wallets... You know those rectangle steel or simular boxes that are like 0.5 cm thick at most and you normally store bills and change inn.
 
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2 condoms and a glove???
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah I'm with you wtf u gonna do with a glove?
 
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I don't want to leave fingerprints on the cadaver.

WTF do you care what I'm gonna do? Lots of fun stuff, like blow it up...

You're too young if you have to ask anyways :)


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COOL BOX FOR CONDOMS:
 
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you might find a business card holder that will do the job.

they have slim metal ones to look good and keep cards straight.
 
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Beyond Seven (tm)

Beyond Seven condoms comes with a carrying case that holds six condoms. It is a little big for a hip pocket, but the carrying case is durable.
Beyond Seven
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The wallet case sounds like a good idea. It's small and discreet, yet something I hadn't thought of. Good idea.
 
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