I Want To Be a Human Punching Bag - How Dangerous Is It?

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Cmon go ahead accuse Wikipedia for being left wing biased. Just like every other source including FOX I used.

Wikipedia is not biased. Its just an innacurate, fake turd of an "encyclopedia". There's a difference.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6423659.stm

Internet site Wikipedia has been hit by controversy after the disclosure that a prominent editor had assumed a false identity complete with fake PhD.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Quit talking to a disinformation agent!!!!

 

[~attrACTION~]

I'm not a troll. I'm not retarded either. And you kids should stop trying to make this thread into some political flame fest because it's totally irrelevant. I think you guys just need to hug and make up.

I'm seriously considering this. Good points all around. I never knew it was in a movie, honestly, but either way it doesn't matter because it's rarely been attempted in real life. Again, I am a very intelligent person. I highly doubt I would run into anyone like Kimbo, or anyone even nearly as powerful as him. I would also have discretion over who I allow to punch me.

I'll wear a Sumo suit that fills with air. The only obstacle is my parents who would probably have a heart attack if they found out I was doing this. And since it will probably make the local news, I'll wait until they are out of town on the week of the 20th.

Another concern is how legal it would be. I've thought about a good spot, but there are always cops there. I don't know if this is technically legal or not. I'm sure it will get attention though, just look at you guys thinking I'm "so crazy," like "why???"

I will also call several radio stations in the area to let them know that their listeners can come and punch me. I've decided to set the price at $10 per punch for guys and $5 per punch for women. Punching my face, neck, and groin area will be off limits. To promote myself, I'll have a large sign beside me.

I figure if I don't even have a Sumo suit, I can tense up my muscles. I've been punched before in a fight, so unless someone is really strong, it can't be that bad. Most people are weak. I just have to watch out for those occasional strong guys.

Edit: By the way, I am not doing this stunt for the money at all. It's for the attention and publicity. I already make a good amount of change and I just thought this would be a much more effective way to advertise than boring old flyers and brochures for my business.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Deus is the Disinfo agent - not you ATTraction!

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Dude, you're fuсkin' 16. Telling you what's really going on is pointless. I mean, you yourself even quoted a link discussing ALLEGATIONS of bias and you took it as fact. No sense in arguing with the young and unreasonable.

and your... 25! What does that say about YOU? You see you got more to lose by argueing with me, I'm 16 and your 25 meaning you should have finished college by now. So obviously you should be smarter and mature, but clearly you haven't learned anything... o wait that's right you went into the airfoce and skipped college.

I mean seriously you quote CNN without even reading the article and it happened to prove my point. I think that's worse than believeing "the false information provided" like Bush and 70% of the public. BTW to make things easier for you that's called an ANALOGY.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Deus and Peter are bickering like biatches in every forum - ban both!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gangster Of Love]

I say do it.

I'll be one less guy trolling sosuave.

disclamer; that was sarcasam. One well placed punch can land you with brain damage, then again, i don't think you'll notice.

Correct, you might be too late with your advice.

Haha. The humor in this post is how everyone is actually posting serious answers to his trolling!:rock:

Advice to this guy, go out, get out of your house, turn your 'puter off, and go get laid, professor!:yes:

Ok, maybe not, if you have more stupid $hit to post, I would love to see what kind of responses the braintrusts here respond with.