I wanna bone my boss

[Dee-Zy]

I just started this summer job a few weeks ago as a busboy and to make a long story short - I want to fuck my manager. She ain't all that hot - but there's just something about her. She has good posture, kinda reserved, takes care of herself and there's that whole 'she's my boss thing' u know? The only problem is how can I come about this without getting fired? She's like 3 years older then me I think.

anyways - comments? suggestion?

 

[Helter Skelter]

How much do you value your job?
More importantly, how much does your boss value her job?

Would she be willing to lose her job over you? She has more to lose, I would think. I
Isn't their anyone else you would want to bang there?

 

[Reto]

He's bussing tables. It's not like it's your life long career. (I hope).

Do you work the last shift? There's always quiet clean up time in restaurants at the end of the day. Just get friendly with her and see what happens.

When I worked at a restuarant, we would always go out after work. Try to get her to go out. I'm sure she will if she's single.

If it doesn't work out, get a better job. How about washing dishes or cooking at Hooters?

 

[Eternal]

Bus her on a table...that should show her you are always "on top" of things .

 

[Dee-Zy]

Originally posted by crazykid
Bus her on a table...that should show her you are always "on top" of things .

lol - good one, but that's not helping me!!!

It's just a job - not a career, although it is her's though. I dunno if she has a boyfriend. I haven't really done anything really. She drove me home after my shift the other day N since I wasn't say'N shit, she started conversation N I learned that she graduated from the same college I'm attending right now. That's when she seem'd more approachable. I don't think it's impossible, I'm just scared to lose my job, that's the only thing holding me back.

Reto - u have the best idea so far, but the only problem is that after work, I sweat, stink N look like ****. I wouldn't be able to go out right after work. Know what I mean?

 

[FlyGuy]

Unless she has a super high IL she probably won't go for it. If you wanna test the waters though, just talk to her, flirt with her, maybe a little kino but keep it very subtle. Then watch how she reacts and look for signs of IL. Same as any other chick... if things look good invite her along for a night out. Don't frame the question like you're asking her out though, just do the usual "Hey I was going to X this Thursday and thought maybe you'd like to come along." That way if she says no you can pass it off as a friendly invitation and things won't be ackward.

My advice is always to avoid work relationships though.

 

[Dee-Zy]

Originally posted by FlyGuy
Unless she has a super high IL she probably won't go for it. If you wanna test the waters though, just talk to her, flirt with her, maybe a little kino but keep it very subtle. Then watch how she reacts and look for signs of IL. Same as any other chick... if things look good invite her along for a night out. Don't frame the question like you're asking her out though, just do the usual "Hey I was going to X this Thursday and thought maybe you'd like to come along." That way if she says no you can pass it off as a friendly invitation and things won't be ackward.

My advice is always to avoid work relationships though.

See, I have big problems with NOT being direct - because it just confuses u N then u start worry'N N u lose control. Plus u come off as a total bitch. So care to elaborate more? I mean, I understand this might be a lil different, but how is not be'N bold N direct to my advantage now?

As for your last statement ... I don't really want a relationship. I just really wanna fuck her N that's pretty much it. I think it's that whole 'boss/power' thingy.

 

[FlyGuy]

"but how is not be'N bold N direct to my advantage now?"

When people work together it puts a strain on sexual intentions. If you come off too strong it could send her running. It really depends on the girl. I was suggesting a more subtle approach just to give you an out if she ends up not diggin you. It would definitely change your work relationship no matter WHAT happens. If you just bang her, things will be different. If you end up in a relationship with her, things will be REALLY different. If you come on too strong and she turns you down there will be an ackwardness between you two from that point on.

 

[drZaius09]

If it's just a power thing, you could always fvck someone else's boss...

 

[Dee-Zy]

Originally posted by drZaius09
If it's just a power thing, you could always fvck someone else's boss...

ROFLMFAO!!!


what's with the witty comments today?

yeh, but it's like a direct power thingy u know?

 

[Dee-Zy]

^^^ for different thoughts...

 

[J-Man]

im not even gonna read everyone elses replies.

IF YOURE NOT AFRAID OF BEING SUED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT, GO FOR IT.

i wouldnt. once you understand the true nature of women, you wouldnt even THINK about it.

 

[Dee-Zy]

Originally posted by J-Man
im not even gonna read everyone elses replies.

IF YOURE NOT AFRAID OF BEING SUED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT, GO FOR IT.

i wouldnt. once you understand the true nature of women, you wouldnt even THINK about it.

???

So what is that true nature u talk about?

Care to elaborate?

 

[Bonhomme]

Any vibe?

Do you detect any sexual tension around her?

If so, you're money. Go for it.

If not, try being a bit flirty, and see if she runs with it.

If you're in, then the problem might be losing your job when you lose her.

 

[es_mer8]

I want to bang this one woman at where I work. She isn't my boss but she is 36 and still tight looking. She has that nasty looking ass a lot of mothers do but I would probably bone her. I've flirted around with her and we pretended in the store to go out with eachother. For a while people thought we actually were ****ing...LOL. But thats too weird for me and probably too weird for her considering how her daughter also works where I'm at. That would just make things 10x complicated.

 

[isotope]

i say go for it. just start flirting with her, chatting, be really friendly... BUT not a friend... always be conversational but add a flirty, sexual (not sleazy) undertone to a few of your comments. you shoul dbe able to judge by her reactions if she likes you back... and tehn ask her out sometime. ask her what her hobbies/passtimes are.


one thing though... if you dont really care for her and just want to fvck her to feel powerful... then bad things could happen. not only are you using her, but what happens if you break up? she may feel hurt and not feel comfortable at work with you... somehiow you might lose your job. But its only a bussboy... if it were me i would go for it and say, youre young you can get another job.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

I did my boss once. Had to quit my job after things got ugly though. But if you dont give a fuk about your job than I say you should hit that!

 

[drZaius09]

First of all, forget about sexual harassment. That's usually reserved for those in positions of power. Since she's your boss, I don't think you have to worry about that.

 

[Dee-Zy]

thanks guys.

I think I have to go a lil indirect way without being too passive ...

that ain't gon be easy.

 

[A1SteakSauce]

No Chance

The manager is *not* gonna risk her job to screw a bus boy. Get real. Plus, that is too low status to interest her. She wants a guy with a more impressive and powerful position than her. This is just like "hot for the teacher" and unless she's a nympho it doesn't happen. We all been there. Best bet: find a bus girl.

A1