I tried something for the hell of it on craigslist

[Pathgen]

Ok so i was browsing for a bicycle on craigslist and i noticed there is a personal section. I looked at it a bit and got the idea to post my own fake personal (fake as in im not going to actually date any woman who replies) Just to see what kind of fish i would get... So far none have replied. I thought to myself how can i get them interested in me. Decided i should make them qualify themselves to me. This is what i posted.

You may think im demanding for having many requirements like this, but i consider myself a catch. Just moved down here from L.A. Looking for a girl to date or to have a passionate one time moment with. I am interested in girls all ages below 35 (well and older than 18 im no child molester), but i have some criteria.

1)You have to provide me with a good photo of you (this is to see if you are my type). Don't worry im not shallow i just have my preferences
2)You have to provide me with your intentions first hand
3)You must like 18 year old guys that have a decent body, green eyes, and are Caucasian with a handsome middle-eastern mix (me =D).
4)I am funloving so i expect you to be
5)I have a good sense of humor even at myself so i expect you to be the same
6)I am 100% disease free and wish to remain that way

I hope you are the one i am seeking, so we can stop sitting behind these screens and go out and have some fun!

So far its been an hour and i havent gotten any replies from anyone. Which leads me to believe i didn't do this right or my logic is flawed. Just thought id post it here for you guys to either laugh at or give advice upon.

Will post an update if anyone answers.

Peace
-Pathgen

 

[Pathgen]

Hi there, I'm Nicole.

Your post on Craigslist caught my interest so I thought I’d say hi.
A little background on me:
I'm:
19, an artist, just moved down to this area(from LA) and a college student.

Before we get to know each other, can you show me a picture?
I just want to see if you're my taste, and also make sure that you arent 50. =]

First Catch from my post. Through a incredibly difficult google search using her email address i was able to find her devaint art page with pictures of her here http://kennaki.deviantart.com/?offset=100.

Definitely a lot hotter than i thought i was going to pull of off craigslist...

 

[Igetit!]

Ok so i was browsing for a bicycle on craigslist and i noticed there is a personal section. I looked at it a bit and got the idea to post my own fake personal (fake as in im not going to actually date any woman who replies) Just to see what kind of fish i would get... So far none have replied. I thought to myself how can i get them interested in me. Decided i should make them qualify themselves to me. This is what i posted.

So far its been an hour and i havent gotten any replies from anyone. Which leads me to believe i didn't do this right or my logic is flawed. Just thought id post it here for you guys to either laugh at or give advice upon.

Will post an update if anyone answers.

Peace
-Pathgen

Well,since this was just an experiement,I guess it's no big deal. However,if you were seriously trying to meet someone,then this profile was ALL wrong,at least 85% of it was. This is where I thought you went wrong at:

First of all,you said that you wanted to get the women to qualify themselves to you,but from the very first sentence,you started qualifying yourself to them. It was as if you started off trying to convince them that you're a catch. You don't just straight out say to a woman,"Hey,I'm a catch. You should go out with me". You demonstrate it. Talk about how you like traveling and what a good time you had in Hawaii/New York/wherever it is you went,then she'll pick up on her own that you're well-traveled.

That thing you said about looking to date or have a "passionate one time moment" with? Do I really need to dissect this? Dating ok,but the one time passionate moment? I'd drop that.

Number 2,the providing you with her intentions thing,that sounds like a job interview question.

Number 3 is ok. I would have just described myself without telling her that she must like what you describe.

Number 4 & 5,both are perfect.

Number 6 is terrible dude,horrible. You stating the obvious. Of course you want to be free of diseases,who doesn't? You shouldn't even mention that. It should be a given. That's like putting in your profile that you aren't gay,or a murderer,or on the run from the police. You don't have to say these things,she already assumes them.

But hey,like you said,if you were just messing around on the computer and decided to put up a profile just for the fun of it,then I guess it doesn't really matter what you put in the profile.

 

[Pathgen]

Good advice igetit. I see what you mean about the catch thing. What i was trying to accomplish though is painting a picture of a catch and i see your way much better than mine. I should treat it more like an actual interaction because your right i wouldnt tell a girl flat out that i was a catch i would show her.

Number 2 was just meant to find out if they wanted to date or share a passionate moment. I was trying to be general in my selection. Ill cut that part out.

Number 6 was put in because i dont want to **** a *****. I wanted to see if a quality woman will respond. One that is disease free. I know she could lie but i have very specific about these types of things.

 

[Igetit!]

Good advice igetit. I see what you mean about the catch thing. What i was trying to accomplish though is painting a picture of a catch and i see your way much better than mine. I should treat it more like an actual interaction because your right i wouldnt tell a girl flat out that i was a catch i would show her.

Number 2 was just meant to find out if they wanted to date or share a passionate moment. I was trying to be general in my selection. Ill cut that part out.

Number 6 was put in because i dont want to **** a *****. I wanted to see if a quality woman will respond. One that is disease free. I know she could lie but i have very specific about these types of things.

Well it looks like you gotten a response to your profile. That's good man.
Hope it works out for you.

 

[Prodigy746]

She is pretty hot dood if that actually is her site.

 

[Pathgen]

yeah i know i was pleasently surprised. I actually contacted her and chatted with her a bit. She seems cautios and into me which are two really good things. I told her if we meet up though we are going to do it in a public place. Im thinking a mall for cofee no way im going to meet a crazy person alone lol