"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I took it to some tossmoneky DJ style!!

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I signed up for a dating site on the net rite and this dude starts dissing me for no reason. I never met him before but he keeps givin me shiat!

This is his profile.....
http://www.faceparty.com/truth_teller7

He is a knobhead and cant take I am better looking and tougher than his lame ass!

Check it out! This is what he has been saying to me tell me and check out how I always make a fool of him!!



truth_teller7 says...

GOSH YOU ARE SO COOL,PLEASE TEACH ME TO BE LIKE YOU,YOU PATEHETIC WANKER


DrBeard says....

Yo! U only write that cos ur jealos!!

It's all in da attitude. Birds dont like poncey guys like u they like bad boys like me and I show em I am da man and keep em begging for more.

I have game and you are lame. You call me pathetic but I'm hung like a horse. I take it to your girlfriend with no remorse cos I'm the badass lover taking it to ya mother, making her feel da heat while you beat the meat!

Don't hate the player hate the game!


truth_teller7 says...

ha ha ha what a prick. you are a chav scumbag. why do you pretend to be black? wiggaz are worse than niggaz


DrBeard says....

Thx for the mails but sorry to disapoint u but I am not gay! I am sure u will find a nice man soon tho!


truth_teller7 says...

ha ha,if i was gay do you really think anyone would ever ever evr go for you??An ugly wanna be??I cant stop laughing at you!!!LOSER!!!!


DrBeard says....

Go suck Ken dodd's dad's dead dog's ****!


truth_teller7 says...

you look mean? you nick cars you fight? i dont belive a single word of that pal and i guess you have got no friends at all if you come to nick my car ill knock that big foreheaded swede off your pathetic shoulders in front of your fat mums council house


DrBeard says....

You take the piss outta me but I look at ur ratings + it says u r a colin and u aint got 1 good rating! Hahahahaha so you is the ultimate looser!

I wouldnt nick ur car anyway cos it is probably a skoda with PUBERTY written on the bumper!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by DrBeard
I take it to your girlfriend with no remorse cos I'm the badass lover taking it to ya mother, making her feel da heat while you beat the meat!
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LMFAO
 
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Dr. Beard is my hero.

For some reason I always think of Ali G. whenever I read his posts, even though I know what he looks like.......
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Haha I agree, this definetly calls for a George McFly backshot. On a sidenote, why do people with subpar bodies take shirtless pics.
 
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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Haha I agree, this definetly calls for a George McFly backshot. On a sidenote, why do people with subpar bodies take shirtless pics.
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i know, that guy has zero ab definition, a sunken chest, traps the size of walnuts and flabbby tris. **** outta here with that.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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