"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I took it to some tossmoneky DJ style!!

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I signed up for a dating site on the net rite and this dude starts dissing me for no reason. I never met him before but he keeps givin me shiat!

This is his profile.....
http://www.faceparty.com/truth_teller7

He is a knobhead and cant take I am better looking and tougher than his lame ass!

Check it out! This is what he has been saying to me tell me and check out how I always make a fool of him!!



truth_teller7 says...

GOSH YOU ARE SO COOL,PLEASE TEACH ME TO BE LIKE YOU,YOU PATEHETIC WANKER


DrBeard says....

Yo! U only write that cos ur jealos!!

It's all in da attitude. Birds dont like poncey guys like u they like bad boys like me and I show em I am da man and keep em begging for more.

I have game and you are lame. You call me pathetic but I'm hung like a horse. I take it to your girlfriend with no remorse cos I'm the badass lover taking it to ya mother, making her feel da heat while you beat the meat!

Don't hate the player hate the game!


truth_teller7 says...

ha ha ha what a prick. you are a chav scumbag. why do you pretend to be black? wiggaz are worse than niggaz


DrBeard says....

Thx for the mails but sorry to disapoint u but I am not gay! I am sure u will find a nice man soon tho!


truth_teller7 says...

ha ha,if i was gay do you really think anyone would ever ever evr go for you??An ugly wanna be??I cant stop laughing at you!!!LOSER!!!!


DrBeard says....

Go suck Ken dodd's dad's dead dog's ****!


truth_teller7 says...

you look mean? you nick cars you fight? i dont belive a single word of that pal and i guess you have got no friends at all if you come to nick my car ill knock that big foreheaded swede off your pathetic shoulders in front of your fat mums council house


DrBeard says....

You take the piss outta me but I look at ur ratings + it says u r a colin and u aint got 1 good rating! Hahahahaha so you is the ultimate looser!

I wouldnt nick ur car anyway cos it is probably a skoda with PUBERTY written on the bumper!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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italostud

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Originally posted by DrBeard
I take it to your girlfriend with no remorse cos I'm the badass lover taking it to ya mother, making her feel da heat while you beat the meat!
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LMFAO
 
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Dr. Beard is my hero.

For some reason I always think of Ali G. whenever I read his posts, even though I know what he looks like.......
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Haha I agree, this definetly calls for a George McFly backshot. On a sidenote, why do people with subpar bodies take shirtless pics.
 
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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
Haha I agree, this definetly calls for a George McFly backshot. On a sidenote, why do people with subpar bodies take shirtless pics.
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i know, that guy has zero ab definition, a sunken chest, traps the size of walnuts and flabbby tris. **** outta here with that.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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