i thought today I was gonna die

[Mitch_Mustain]

excuse the language

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GODAMN **** !!!!!!!!

WHY THE ****?!!!!!!!!

Ok...so today i thought I was going to seriosuly die! GODDANG!!!!!! I'm considering going to church to thank "him" for not having me die...

So ****ing a friend of mines comes this morning talkiing about he got a 950 check from someone and that he wanted to get trashed with me. I was like "cool, whatever come pick me up at 7"

So 7 rolls around and he comes by and we roll in his truck and ****ing we ride about 2 blocks and I notice a bottle of ****ing vodka in his hand. Dude offers me a shot and I take it. He proceeds to take like 3 shots in a row! Nasty aahghh!

Well, we were headed to go pick up a bag of weed at a person's place and as we drive this kid is just hammerin these shots! And he's trying to force me to drink as him and I hate vodka and I totally refused and he got pissed. He starts driving a little more emotionally and I'm like "yo dude, you should slow down" and he refuses and tells me "**** you" and he starts driving fast and ironically probably the curviest road in town in my opinion. after the police station South School get very very curvy for about a mile and we're going southbound and picture this, there's a damn BBQ restaurant on the left side of the street and well its hard to explain, the restaurant is in a sense below the road on the side of the road that is. umm..damn its so hard to explain because of the curves....anyways

This kid takes ****ing SHARP ASS LEFT thinking possibly that he's gonna take a short cut through the driveway of the restaurant but he passed the driveway by about 9 or 10 ft and he well he takes the sharp left and we ****ING RAMP off the pavement and we FLY OVER THE GODDAMN RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!! I'VE ATE AT THIS PLACE FOr OVER 10 YEARS AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FLY OVER IT LIKE E.T.

Well, thats not the good part.

Right as we're about to land and I truly dont' know how high in the air we technically were and I dont want to know but as we are about to land the driver ****ing jumps out of the car leaving me in it and the car lands on 2 Sherrif Police vehicles **** **** **** ****!!!!!!


I just got back from the hospital with bruised ribs and apparently my friend is being charged with possesion of meth, assaulting police officers, trying to flee and attempted murder(possibly) damn....i'm too wore out

 

[Centaurion]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAah

HOLY SH!T!

I'm sorry man, but I'm just laughing my ass off here!!!!

That sounds ****ing unbelivable. I'm glad that you are ok.
hahah thanks for chearing me up this morning.

 

[Alittude]

WTF is wrong with your friend? My gawd I thought that only happened in the movies that is crazy right there. I hope your alright dude.

 

[Mitch_Mustain]

he's bipolar

 

[Nexxus]

rofflmfao
that was the funniest **** I heard today

 

[Harp]

This is hard to believe.

We may have another troll in the making.

If what you claim is true, then there MUST be a newspaper article on the incident. Find it, and post the link to the article.

Otherwise, you will be considered a TROLL.

 

[oakraiderz2]

You didnt jump OVER a building and land onto two police cars. You happened to leave out the part about evading police. No your friend didnt jump out of a car flying through the air at at least 10 ft. You wouldnt only have bruise ribs in a crash like that.

 

[svarog]

Your friend sounds like hes from an action movie, even while high/drunk enough to drive off the road he still has enough ninja skills to take off seat belt open the door and jump out in less then a second :] and also to land perfect so that he can still run away :O

I want to be just like him when I grow up.

 

[dannowillbookem]

im gonna ignore all the logic as to why this is a fake story, just cause its so cool to believe.

 

[Nex]

It could possibly be a true story if they were driving in an elevated road / bridge, and the restaurant was one level below, when falling from the bridge you'd land in front of the restaurant instead of on it, therefore literally flying "over it."

I don't care if this is a true story or not, but it made me laugh so hard.

 

[The Truth]

One thing missing from this story......SEX!

Are you sure you weren't getting a blow job when the car ramped into the air?

 

[ShizamDaMan]

This is what happens when you watch transsexual porn after dropping acid.

 

[Holland]

Find some other friends dude

 

[qweretyuiopas]

...and we FLY OVER THE GODDAMN RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!! I'VE ATE AT THIS PLACE FOr OVER 10 YEARS AND I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FLY OVER IT LIKE E.T.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA:woo:

 

[Phyzzle]

(You sure you didn't just see this on a movie once?)

 

[amadoodisforrealz]

you a liar