RickTheToad
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Hayley Hasselhoff debuts as European Playboy’s first plus-size model
“I hope to inspire women to face their fears of the unknown and to lead a life of purpose,” wrote Hayley Hasselhoff
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I thought German's were generally thin - Hayley Hasselhoff first super plus female bares all for Playboy
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Ohh I recall her from that movie with chris hemsworth!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
She's not pretty and fat. She's just pretty fat.
I laugh at this now, but I just had a thought.
My black friends would definitely find this girl kind of attractive. I have a whale-like neighbor who hit on me when I first moved to my apartment and my two black friends were sh*tting on me for not going for it.
Is society trying to create a set of women for black guys?
My black friends would definitely find this girl kind of attractive. I have a whale-like neighbor who hit on me when I first moved to my apartment and my two black friends were sh*tting on me for not going for it.
Is society trying to create a set of women for black guys?
Society promotes being unhealthy.
RickTheToad
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BLM
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
9-3enthusiast
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Knight Rider..??
Not-ride-her...!
Not-ride-her...!
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The 'Scoff' 
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I am grateful I grew up when I did. They are now using trans models and fat slobs in swimsuit editions and playboy. How long until they actually come out and say fit people are offensive!!!!??