"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think you may have dropped this..

Mr.Positive

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Quick tip for a cold approach.

I was walking to the coffee shop this morning when a HB walked past me. Right when I was thinking to myself that she was a hottie, I heard a clinking sound. I turned around, and saw a cell phone on the ground.

Well, I caught up to her, and said "I think you may have dropped this.." She beamed with gratitude, and a minute later I was walking away with her phone number.

Anyway, it got me thinking that was the quickest, easiest, phone number I've ever gotten from a gal. It also got me thinking, that if you are looking for an easy approach to a HB in your sights, look on the ground...

You never know, she may have 'dropped something'. ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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